The new year beckons. And the smartphone memory chip is full. It's a chocolate and peanut butter moment of last-ditch online stories. Enjoy, dammit:
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Seen at Market and Powell, there was no ready explanation offered by the sweatpants-wearing owner as to why his pitbulls were wearing shades. He gave us their names, but it eludes us now. And, no, they were not called "Ray" and "Charles."
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What, you know a better way to transport your ficus plant around town?
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For reasons we can't quite fathom, the Excelsior District Goodwill was offering customers the opportunity to purchase a second-hand men's athletic supporter for the low, low price of $1.99.
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And that's 2014 for you. Best of luck in the new year.
