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2. SEATYLOCK
Okay, the woman in the spaghetti-strap top locks the bike with the SEATYLOCK in a way that you could literally just slip the bike out of the lick without even cutting
anything, but that’s beside the point. The point is: how is this better than anything else that exists already, except that it locks you into a stupid seat, and maybe a stupid seatpost? Why make things more proprietary than necessary for marginal benefit? The world will never know.
I can’t rate this – the product could be more ridiculous, but the video really ruins it for me.