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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Berkeley Resident Offers to Rent Trunk of Car for $2,000

Posted By on Wed, Aug 27, 2014 at 8:34 AM

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If that walk-in closet you've been renting is starting to feel as thought you're living beyond your means, here's a chance to down grade and save some cash.  

A cynical someone posted this plausible ad to Craigslist, hoping to help "Twitterites" score affordable housing in the Bay Area on a Tech Bro's salary. According to the ad, it's a steal — you live in trunk of this car parked in the Tony Berkeley hills and in exchange you pay $2,000 and all parking tickets. 

It's clean and carpeted and on a nice night, it's the perfect dinner spot for two.

Check out the ad:

Hey Yahooians and Twitterites — you've always dreamed of living in SF, but hell - no one can afford a broom closet for $3,500 a month. But the East Bay is still rockin' and I've got the perfect place for you: the trunk of my car! It's spacious, carpeted, with lots of windows and great light. Monthly utilities are minimal: you're responsible for half the monthly wifi cost (it's a bit of a stretch from the house, but you can usually get at least a bar or two) and any parking tickets that accrue — that's all! Sure, you may be thinking that $2000 is a lot for a car trunk, but, hey, this is the most desirable part of Berkeley. It's quiet, safe (mostly) and you'll be just a few minutes away from the gourmet ghetto! Plus the rent is comparable to most of the other tiny closets in the area going for $2250, so you're saving $250 — it's a steal! This is likely to get snapped up quickly, so Act Now!

If you're interested, shoot this guy an email. 
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Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert

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Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.

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