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Thursday, April 24, 2014

This Judgmental Map of S.F. Will Show You Exactly Where Commie Gymnast Figure Skaters Live

Posted By on Thu, Apr 24, 2014 at 3:00 PM

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If your GPS isn't working currently, no worries. This merciless map will help you navigate through San Francisco's various neighborhoods, substituting north, south, east, and west with unapologetic barbs.

This judgmental map, created by Dan Steiner, lives on, which is exactly what it sounds like -- your city judged.

Started by comedian Trent Gillaspie, cynics are asked to submit maps which break down neighborhoods, not by zip code, but by very, very specific stereotypes. New York, Chicago, and even Birmingham have already been properly judged and now it's San Francisco's turn. It's been a long time coming, guys.

Click on the map above and get offended.

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Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.

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