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Wednesday, February 26, 2014

Girl In SOMA Flyer Is Intrigued By Your Dad's Heroin Use

Posted By on Wed, Feb 26, 2014 at 2:47 PM

At first, we assumed she was interested in helping your dad (but not your mom) with his heroin habits. But then it occurred to us that she's not actually offering to help anyone with heroin or anything for that matter, which made this random SOMA flyer all that more bewildering.

So we did exactly what any curious person trapped in a cubicle would do: We dialed the 1-800 number listed on the green flyer to find out what the hell is going on here.

We could tell you who was on the other end of the line, but it'd be much more fun if we didn't.

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Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.


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