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Friday, January 24, 2014

Great Gmail Outage of '14 Staggers San Francisco (and Rest of Goddamn World)

Posted By on Fri, Jan 24, 2014 at 12:05 PM

Gmail is dead! ¡Viva la Revolución!
  • Gmail is dead! ¡Viva la Revolución!

Just 108 brief years after San Francisco was reduced to a pile of smoldering rubble by a cataclysmic act of God, it happened again. 


The City that Knows How didn't know how to deal with the sudden and utter loss of its Gmail privileges. Palms slapped onto tables in offices across the city as employees came to the realization that, sans Internet access, they were either unable to work or would be forced to do work. 

Office drones, pale as morlocks, wandered out of doors clutching tablets suddenly reduced to expensive paperweights. 

A multitude of clever jokes were deposited on Twitter; they were ephemeral even by the impressively ephemeral standards of the most ephemeral of mediums. Newspaper reporters were forced to write satirical posts after unforeseen technical difficulties consumed the entire morning. 

It's a dire and unforgiving scenario we inherit today in the wake of this morning's disaster. But change is afoot. 

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Life In Prison For Max Wade, From Whom Marin, World Learn No Lessons

Posted By on Fri, Jan 24, 2014 at 11:18 AM

One scary kid - GIORGIO CICO/REDWOOD BARK
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  • One scary kid
What will happen to Max Wade now? Yesterday -- almost two years after his arrest for trying to kill a former classmate from Marin County's Redwood High in a brazen and bizarre drive-by-shooting in staid Mill Valley -- a Marin County judge sentenced the 19-year old to a life term in prison.

Wade was found guilty in October for the shoot-up, and for driving away in celebrity chef Guy Fieri's Lamborghini (though not for the Hollywood-worthy heist of the $200,000 car in 2011, when Max Wade was 16).

Judge Kelly Simmons went for the maximum because, she said, Wade -- whose plans, more than half-formed, for a jewelry heist in Union Square were revealed on his sentencing day and used to put him away -- is "scary." The detectives who spent months busting him concurred. "I wouldn't want my mom or girlfriend to be walking down the same street as Max Wade," one said, according to his old school's student newspaper.

He will be eligible for parole in his mid-to-late 30s; his attorney expects him to serve no less than 15. Until then, it's San Quentin or Folsom. So what's the takeaway, the lesson?

There probably won't be one.

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Competitor Accuses Uber of Pulling Denial-of-Service Hoax (Update)

Posted By on Fri, Jan 24, 2014 at 9:45 AM

Update, 1:51 p.m.: Screenshots provided to Silicon Valley watchdog blog Valleywag suggest that Uber's top brass may have orchestrated the ride-ditch campaign. For all Uber's protestations, it wasn't, in fact, the brainchild of a few rogue employees.

Original Story:

The arms race escalates...
  • The arms race escalates...

An Israeli-based car-hire start-up says it was hoodwinked in New York City last week, after more than a dozen people requested rides via the company's app, and then canceled them shortly after the driver was dispatched, or arrived.

The start-up, known globally GetTaxi (or Gett, in the United States), has already identified a possible culprit: Uber.

In a press release issued Friday, Gett's Vice President of Global Marketing, Rich Pleeth, claimed that Uber's fingerprints are all over this scandal. Pleeth explained in a follow-up e-mail that Gett had cross-referenced each passenger name and e-mail with a public profile on LinkedIn or Twitter, and confirmed that they were Uber employees.

Shortly after the fake ride requests came in, the duped Gett drivers also received text messages from Uber, urging them to leave Gett and join Uber.

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Hey, Cyclists: Here's a Sewer Improvement Project to Get Excited About

Posted By on Fri, Jan 24, 2014 at 7:49 AM

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The Wiggle, the flattest route between Market Street and Golden Gate Park, is an important bicycle corridor. This route was carved out by the Sans Souci creek and it's been used to avoid climbing steep grades for centuries. The creek is still there, kind of, which is why sewer improvements are needed to make the Wiggle more bicycle-friendly.

In fact, cyclists might just have a whole lot of sewer projects to get pumped about in the near future.

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