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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Uber Doles Out Tips On How to Not Get Fucked Over by Uber on New Year's Eve

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By Faux Uber

It's New Year's Eve and you want to party like a prick. You also want a ride home from your drunk fest, but one that won't require you to dip into your savings account or be seen puking on public transit.

Lucky for you, Uber's CEO Travis Kalanick has made this instructional video offering up a few "pro-tips" on how to dodge peak Uber-screwing hours this New Year's Eve.

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