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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Here Are 10 Incredibly Ugly Christmas Sweaters You Can Buy

Posted By on Tue, Dec 17, 2013 at 7:45 AM

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It's fine if you're one of those people who hates Christmas, as long as you just STFU and keep your head down over the holidays. What's not okay is if you hate ugly Christmas sweaters, especially since it's in your wheelhouse.

In effort to get you to crack a grinchy smile before Christmas, we threw together this amusing list of ugly Christmas sweaters -- all of which you can find on Craigslist.

And who knows: you might even need to buy one yourself -- that's assuming you were invited to some holiday parties.

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Holy shit! A matching his and hers light up sweater. As this Craigslist seller bluntly put it: You need these sweaters. "Specifications: Bomb-ass matching men's medium sweater and hottie small women's sweater skirt (and you thought Stacy's mom had it going on). They light up with red and white LEDs - what!! Comes with 9v batteries."

For the seasonal alcoholic: "Men's 2X, Super thick and warm, deep red featuring a Christmas tree scene and a few words of Christmas cheer."

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Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.


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