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Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Yes, Santa Claus Will Let Your Pet Goat Sit on His Lap

Posted By on Wed, Dec 4, 2013 at 10:00 AM

This lizard would really like a new sweater for Christmas ... just a guess - PHS
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  • This lizard would really like a new sweater for Christmas ... just a guess

There's a reason Santa Claus is known as a saint. Not only does he love all children, even the ones who cry and poop their pants while sitting on his lap, but he loves all your crazy pets, too.

Or at least he pretends he does, and that alone makes him a saint.

If while walking your pet spider on a leash today you still don't know what he wants for Christmas, perhaps Santa does. Later, the two of you should take a trip to the Peninsula Humane Society where Santa Claus will be making his lap available to God's "other" creatures.

Santa will be there today from 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. and again on Saturday and Sunday from 12 p.m. to 4 p.m., at 1450 Rollins Road in Burlingame. Bring your own camera and please leave your animals on leashes, in cages, carriers, and bowls.

Poor Santa - PHS
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  • Poor Santa

You will pay a $10 fee to have your pet pose with Santa, and all that cash will go toward helping homeless animals.

Now for the burning question: Are there any pets that Santa won't put on his lap?

"Dogs apt to express their anal glands," said Scott Delucchi, spokesman for the Peninsula Humane Society. "Also, Santa isn't excited about posing with any animal that is illegal to own -- Mike Tyson should leave his tiger at home."

So go ahead and treat your hamster, snake, goat, lizard, fish, etc. to an afternoon on Santa's lap. And please, don't feel weird about it, we're definitely going to witness much stranger things at our family holiday party this year.


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Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert

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Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.

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