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Friday, September 13, 2013

DUI Checkpoint Scheduled for Tomorrow Night. You've Been Warned.

Posted By on Fri, Sep 13, 2013 at 4:06 PM

  • Duh!

As a journalist, I feel it's my responsibility to report the truth about the cops. So here goes: The cops don't necessarily trust you when you're out on the town boozing like fool.

And probably because they have good reason: How many times have your weekends looked something like a scene from The Hangover?

That's why the cops are staffing up tomorrow night, specifically to be on the lookout for your drunk ass who pounded one too many shots at that back-to-school party.

So for your own protection (and ours), SFPD will host yet another DUI checkpoint tomorrow from 8 p.m. to 4 a.m., sniffing out the local drunk drivers.

Anyway, drinking and driving is idiotic, and you don't really need the cops to tell you that. If anyone is struggling with drinking and driving, shoot me an email and I'll be glad to take you to a 12-step meeting. I know going to meeting on a Saturday morning might sound worse than a night in prison, but people who think that are usually the ones who end up in prison.

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