Get SF Weekly Newsletters

Friday, May 24, 2013

Muni Masturbator Finds A Little Too Much Pleasure in Waiting for the Bus

Posted By on Fri, May 24, 2013 at 8:19 AM

No, this is not Muni's logo - KROSSBOW VIA FLICKR
  • krossbow via Flickr
  • No, this is not Muni's logo

SF Weekly has documented extensively its confusion and general objection to sharing a bus seat -- or a bus stop for that matter -- with people trying to get off on Muni.

So we're not that excited (!) to report that another person whacking off got a little too close to Muni last night. Bay City News reported that a 35-year-old man (old enough to know better) was first spotted pleasuring himself outside the California Pacific Medical Center in the Presidio Heights neighborhood yesterday morning at about 9 a.m.

When a witness asked the man to beat it (as in leave), he then relocated his hobby to a nearby bus stop where he reportedly picked up where he left off.

When enough was enough, someone called the cops, who put an end to the show. According to police, the man was detained and later arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure as well as several outstanding warrants, which was, presumably, an unpleasurable experience.

  • Pin It

About The Author

Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.


Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Popular Stories

  1. Most Popular Stories
  2. Stories You Missed

Like us on Facebook


  • clipping at Brava Theater Sept. 11
    Sub Pop recording artists 'clipping.' brought their brand of noise-driven experimental hip hop to the closing night of 2016's San Francisco Electronic Music Fest this past Sunday. The packed Brava Theater hosted an initially seated crowd that ended the night jumping and dancing against the front of the stage. The trio performed a set focused on their recently released Sci-Fi Horror concept album, 'Splendor & Misery', then delved into their dancier and more aggressive back catalogue, and recent single 'Wriggle'. Opening performances included local experimental electronic duo 'Tujurikkuja' and computer music artist 'Madalyn Merkey.'"