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Friday, April 26, 2013

Here Is Your Golden State Warriors 2013 Playoffs Drinking Game

Posted By on Fri, Apr 26, 2013 at 11:17 AM

Thanks to Curry, Warriors fans now drink out of joy rather than sorrow.
  • Thanks to Curry, Warriors fans now drink out of joy rather than sorrow.

Steph Curry's ballin'. Mark Jackson's preaching. Klay Thompson's shooting. Harrison Barnes is dunking. Andrew Bogut's blocking. Kent Bazemore's dancing. And Andris Biedrins is looking tan as ever. There's much reason for excitement in G-State.

Roaracle will be thunderous when the Warriors take the floor for their first home playoff game since We Believe. It feels like the dark ages are finally over. But Warriors fans have always been too savvy for premature optimism. All that's certain are the good times right now, so let's soak it in. Here's one possible Golden State Warriors 2013 Playoffs drinking game.

See Also: Here's Your 49ers Super Bowl XLVII Drinking Game

San Francisco Giants 2012 World Series Drinking Game

Drink when...

An announcer:

mentions that Mark Jackson is a preacher

mentions that the W's are moving to SF

mentions that a lot of people "think Steph curry should have made the All-Star team"

notes that David Lee led the league in double-doubles

explains that Andrew Bogut is still trying to get into "game shape"

refers to Curry or Klay Thompson as a "pure shooter"

Any of the following is shown on TV:

Andrew Bogut squinting

highlights from the Warriors' 2007 playoff series against the Mavericks

close-up of Steph Curry's ankles

close-up of David Lee clapping

either of Curry's parents

clips of Curry at Davidson

clips from Mark Jackson's playing days

Bay Bridge light show

Any of the following happens in the game:

Curry scores in the paint

Harrison Barnes dunks

Andrew Bogut blocks a shot

Andris Biedrins touches the ball

Klay Thomson hits a three-pointer on consecutive possessions

Jarrett Jack floats in a tear-drop

Draymond Green makes a three pointer

Any of the following gets mentioned or shown:

Jarrett Jack's sneaker collection

Colin Kaepernick

Monta Ellis

Baron Davis

Jason Richardson

Rick Barry

Al Attles

Kobe Bryant

Chris Webber

Tim Hardaway

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