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Friday, February 1, 2013

Here's Your 49ers Super Bowl XLVII Drinking Game

Posted By on Fri, Feb 1, 2013 at 10:15 AM

Colin Kaepernick has given Niners fans plenty to toast about.
  • Colin Kaepernick has given Niners fans plenty to toast about.

What a time to be in San Francisco. On Sunday, the world's eyes will be on The City's team. The Super Bowl is America's favorite unofficial holiday, and San Francisco will be right in the middle of the national party. A day of greasy foods, shouting, and general indulgence; a day for revelry and drink (unless, of course, you end up at Mayor Lee's Super Bowl party).

So raise your glasses to the City of Champions. Here's one possible San Francisco 49ers Super Bowl XLVII drinking game.

See Also: San Francisco Giants 2012 World Series Drinking Game

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Drink when...

An announcer:

notes any of the Bible verses on Colin Kaepernick's upper body

ponders where Alex Smith will play next season

says "fastball"

says "deer antler velvet"

says that a team is "playing smashmouth football"

mentions Frank Gore's knee injuries

mentions the time Anquan Bolden fractured his face

(two drinks if an announcer says "long-term brain damage")

mentions that this may be Ravens' center Matt Birk's final game

(three drinks if Birk's potential retirement is mentioned before Ray Lewis')

mentions the Golden State Warriors

quotes Edgar Allen's Poe's "The Raven"

(finish your drink if an announcer addresses gay rights)

Any of the following is shown on TV:

Ray Lewis crying

Vernon Davis crying

split screen of the Harbaugh brothers

Sammy the tortoise

highlights from the Niners' Super Bowl against the Chargers in 1995

Kaepernick playing baseball

clips of the 2012 World Series

Alex Smith riding in the San Francisco Giants championship parade

a chart comparing Kaepernick's statistics with Steve Young's and Joe Montana's

Jim Harbaugh's Hail Mary attempt in the 1995 playoffs

Any of the following happens in the game:

Randy Moss touches the ball

a Ravens player mockingly kisses his biceps

Delanie Walker drops a pass

Doshon Goldston gets penalized for the way he hit a receiver

Bernard Pollard gets penalized for the way he hit a receiver

Jim Harbaugh stomps his foot in anger

Ray Rice fumbles

Brendon Ayanbadejo makes a solo tackle

Kaepernick converts a third down with a run

Mike Iupati drives Haloti Ngata into the ground

Joe Flacco overthrows a receiver on a deep route

Any of the following gets mentioned or shown:

Barack Obama

Jack Harbaugh

Bourbon Street

Bill Walsh

Trent Dilfer

Steve Young

Dwight Clark

Tim McDonald

Tom Brady

Manti Te'o

Ronnie Lott

Andrew Luck

University of San Diego

(two drinks for Josh Johnson)


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