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Friday, April 20, 2012

Guardian-Examiner Headlines We'd Like to Read

Posted By on Fri, Apr 20, 2012 at 2:56 PM

click to enlarge Remember this weird cover?
  • Remember this weird cover?

We're thinking the same thing most readers are about this potential union between the historically conservative Examiner and the left-leaning Bay Guardian ... what the hell?

We can only imagine what kind of headlines we might get out of this seemingly incompatible marriage. What happens when you blend boring daily newsy stories with the crusading prose of the longtime weekly?

Here's our best guess at future headlines and content changes:


  • Mirkarimi vs. Muni: Can a Noble Man Outrun the 14-Mission?

  • Mayor Ed Lee's column will become weirdly anti-Ed Lee

  • "Scoop! Katy Perry Hearts Progressives"

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  • Here's the same old PG&E story, but this time with a front-page headline like "Lights Out!" or something


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Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert

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Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.

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