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Friday, December 9, 2011

List: Why BART Might Cut Your Cell Service

Posted By on Fri, Dec 9, 2011 at 7:45 AM

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Last week BART created a new policy detailing when it's

allowed to shut off cell phone service. Under what circumstances will BART interrupt your call?

  • If BART police suspect someone is being broken-up with by text message

  • If someone acts like their iPhone is so fucking special.
  • Every employee gets to do it on their birthday

  • Anytime someone's giving out spoilers


  • Whenever civilians protest being shot in the back.

  • Anytime reporters cover civilians protesting being shot in the back
  • If there's too much cell phone chatter about Jersey Shore. BART's so done with that.

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