Friday, December 9, 2011
Humor
List: Why BART Might Cut Your Cell Service
Posted
By Benjamin Wachs
on Fri, Dec 9, 2011 at 7:45 AM
Last week BART created a new policy detailing when it's
allowed to shut off cell phone service. Under what circumstances will BART interrupt your call?
- If someone acts like their iPhone is so fucking special.
- Every employee gets to do it on their birthday
- Anytime someone's giving out spoilers
- Whenever civilians protest being shot in the back.
- Anytime reporters cover civilians protesting being shot in the back
- If there's too much cell phone chatter about Jersey Shore. BART's so done with that.
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Tags: BART, BART police, cellphone service, Jersey Shore, protesting, spoilers, Image