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Friday, September 2, 2011

Devices That Will Help Women Pee Standing Up

Posted By on Fri, Sep 2, 2011 at 4:00 PM

click to enlarge IF YOU CAN'T HACK THIS, YOU CAN RESORT TO SOME CHEATING DEVICES.
  • If you can't hack this, you can resort to some cheating devices.

Ms. Georgia returned this morning with another query from the vanguard of women's alternative peeing. Yesterday, she e-mailed us for advice on peeing standing up, a subject we are uniquely experts in after having reported on "Stand2Pee" DVD last fall. (Remember when the Mission rioted after Giants won the World Series? Well, we were holed up in our apartment watching this instructional DVD. Priorities, people.)

We tried to help a sistah out, forwarding Ms. Georgia to the website for the Bay Area company. Apparently she doesn't want to learn how to pee the natural way. She wrote us back this morning with yet another query:

what retail stores sell the devices to help women pee standing

We don't know about retail stores, but we decided to put our

investigative journalism skills to work and find some devices online.

They might even help you out on your camping trips this Labor Day

weekend.

First we discovered the Go-Girl, "Don't take life sitting down." Plus points for the power pink hue and medical grade silicon.

That's not the funnel from chemistry class.
  • That's not the funnel from chemistry class.


Next we found the Sani-Fem Freshette. This actually extends the funnel concept to a penile-like shape so you can get it out there. (We learned from Stand2Pee that women can naturally get distance with some practice, sans device.) We're doubting the validity of the Freshette's name, since it seems it wouldn't smell very fresh at all after use.
This wouldn't even get a second glance from airport security. Not at all.
  • This wouldn't even get a second glance from airport security. Not at all.

Moving on, there's the Shewee, motto: "Stand up and take control." This product's boast is that you can use it with your clothes still on!
 
A SHEWEE here, a SHEWEE there, here a wee, there a wee....
  • A SHEWEE here, a SHEWEE there, here a wee, there a wee....


Last, but definitely not least, is the SHENIS. Enough said.

click to enlarge Nature didn't make them like this. Sadly.
  • Nature didn't make them like this. Sadly.

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