Like it or not, we are all forced to gaze upon an unseemly quantity of disrobed human flesh at Bay to Breakers each year. If event sponsor Zazzle wanted to institute meaningful reform, it would screen the race's nudist contingent for basic comeliness instead of cracking down on costumed boozers. Still, some parents, like the noble matron above, at least take steps to protect their kids from nudity-related visual trauma.
What's up with the amused glance of Mr. Police Officer? By the way, this is the sight that had Mom worried:
