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Monday, March 7, 2011

Man Dumps His Feces on Police Car

Posted By on Mon, Mar 7, 2011 at 11:44 AM

click to enlarge The crap police deal with
  • The crap police deal with

And some thought Public Defender Jeff Adachi has been crapping on San Francisco cops lately.

A well-known inebriate in the Upper Haight showed the fuzz just how he felt about them by depositing his feces on a parked patrol car last week.

At about 5 p.m. on Thursday, police returned to their patrol car at the corner of Masonic Avenue and Haight Street and found the heap of human excrement piled on the hood of their car.

As Bugs Bunny would put it: "Of course you know, this means war." The cops decided they were going to potty train this feces-flinging miscreant; they reviewed surveillance tapes from a nearby liquor store, and, sure enough eyed footage of a man emptying his colostomy bag onto the hood of the cruiser.

Police searched the neighborhood until they found the 29-year-old man,

who is a "habitual drunkard" in the area, according Police

Captain Denis O'Leary. They arrested the man on suspicion of disturbing the peace -- to put it politely.

"He missed the fan and hit the hood," O'Leary chuckled.

Recently, police warned liquor stores and bars to stop serving alcohol

to obviously inebriated people in the Haight as a way to help deal with

the increasing problem of drunks getting drunker in the vicinity.

This particular man had just been refused service at a liquor store. He was, however, already leave-your-feces-on-a-police-car drunk, apparently.

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Erin Sherbert

Erin Sherbert was the Online News Editor for SF Weekly from 2010 to 2015. She's a Texas native and has a closet full of cowboy boots to prove it.


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