While reporting about Castro nudists recently, a patrol specials officer told us he once used a SFPD coloring book to distract a kid who was inconsolable after seeing a naked man's pierced cock.
An SFPD coloring book? Yes, It is for real. We went ahead and requested these unreleased coloring books, and the police department's media office delivered them in a manila envelope -- they even included crayons.
So let's see what Officer Anne and Officer Andy have to say about keeping children safe from online perverts.
Here, we see Officer Andy and Officer Anne and their respective computers.
Here Officer Andy is being solicited online and he is not happy about it. The fact he has no chair doesn't help.
