Today, the Board of Supervisors will take a final vote on banning restaurants from giving away toys with Happy Meal-type kiddie orders unless nutritional standards are adhered to. Barring any last-minute changes of heart worthy of bad-guy wrestlers, the motion will pass, 8-3 -- a veto-proof majority.
This comes on the heels of San Francisco opting to remove sugary sodas from machines on city-owned land and forbidding pharmacies from hawking tobacco.
Naturally, the question arises: What will San Francisco ban next?
Do you have any idea what kind of carbon condom-print these cause? If
Mr. or Mrs. Right isn't in the nine Bay Area counties, get thee to a
nunnery.
Pure evil. Your parents' generation liked it, so it must be bad. Those
caught with Twinkies will be sent to re-education camps -- which, like
Hostess products themselves, will last forever.
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