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Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Jilted Boyfriend Accused of Fish Theft

Posted By on Tue, Oct 19, 2010 at 12:05 AM

Stop thief!
  • Stop thief!
Stop thief!
All's fair in love and war -- but stealing a fish is a judgment call.

A distraught woman wandered into the Ingleside Police Station on Sunday reporting her ex-boyfriend had somehow entered her home. Missing were an iPod, money, jewelery -- and a fish.

Calls to the station revealed that the fish was "gold and white," of indeterminate size, and was "missing from his bowl."

So, unless the man in question transferred the fish from one bowl to another bowl, or left with Goldie in a towel, things are looking bad for said fish.

The ex might be on the hook not just for a fishnapping but a possible a possible fish kill.

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Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.


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