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Monday, October 4, 2010

First Date Turns Into Alleged DUI Demolition Derby (PICS)

Posted By on Mon, Oct 4, 2010 at 11:59 AM

Uh, I had a lovely night, too...
  • Uh, I had a lovely night, too...
Uh, I had a lovely night, too...
Bernal Heights residents were witnesses to a first date gone horribly awry Friday, as a woman drove past her suitor -- and into more than a dozen parked cars.

Eyewitnesses described a scene less resembling a night on the town but a demolition derby. Residents in the 500 block of Ellsworth watched a driver identified by police as 28-year-old Denina Goldberg drive past her intended date -- and into a brand-new Volkswagen Jetta. With her paramour and the owner of that car in pursuit on foot, Goldberg careened into a dozen vehicles. At one point she purportedly reversed, left her fender -- and license plate -- lying in the middle of the road, then motored off to hit more cars.

A police incident report described Goldberg furiously weaving her silver 2000 Ford Mustang through Bernal, ramming cars on either side of the street. After hitting up to four cars at a time, and sending parked cars crashing into other cars, she eventually came to rest on Ellsworth just past Ogden.

Yoo-Hoo, Miss Goldberg!
  • Yoo-Hoo, Miss Goldberg!
Yoo-Hoo, Miss Goldberg!
Eyewitnesses reported to SF Weekly that the woman's intended date chased her down and "did a good job trying to calm the young woman." It was during this time that discussion of a date gone wrong was overheard.

Lady! You dropped something!
  • Lady! You dropped something!
Lady! You dropped something!
Goldberg, outfitted in hospital scrubs, was booked on suspicion of driving drunk and 11 hit-and-run counts.

It is not known whether a second date is in the works.

Photos   |   Max Fisher

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.


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