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Monday, October 4, 2010

Fiona Ma Tweets About 'Wrecked Rectum'

Posted By on Mon, Oct 4, 2010 at 6:30 AM

click to enlarge Do your own Google search for 'Wrecked Rectum'
  • Do your own Google search for 'Wrecked Rectum'
It wasn't for nothing Assemblywoman Fiona Ma won SF Weekly's "Best Political Tweeter" award. Her 140-character recaps of her journeys around the state -- which invariably involve apropos-of-nothing fecal references -- are mesmerizing.

And yet, whenever an elected official begins a communique with the words "In a wrecked rectum..." new ground is being broken. Well, something is being broken. 

click to enlarge Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.
  • Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.
We've read through Ma's message a couple of times. And, while we're still a bit befuddled -- the term "wrecked rectum" is more than a little distracting -- we figure it's an honest plea to visit the good folks at Strides for Life. Fair enough.

Asked to explain this latest rectum/fecal tweet, Ma responded thusly:

You should've come to our colon cancer walk this am and experienced the 20 foot interactive colon demo where I went from a healthy colon to a very cancerous, polylp infected colon. Colon cancer is the 2nd leading cancer after lung cancer yet it doesn't get the attention that it should.

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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