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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Brazen Thief Steals Sunglassess -- Twice

Posted By on Thu, Sep 30, 2010 at 8:55 AM

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A man is accused of corrupting the old Corey Hart song and stealing sunglasses at night.

On Tuesday, a gas station mini-mart employee reported that a Hispanic man in his 20s or 30s waltzed off with three pairs of sunglasses. A few minutes later, the man returned -- his eyewear status is unknown -- and made off with four more pairs of glasses.

Police dispatched to the gas station on the 5000 block of Mission could find neither hide, hair, nor sunglasses of the alleged thief.

The general public is advised to keep an eye out for a 5-foot-7, 185 pound man with lotsa sunglasses.

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.


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