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Friday, September 3, 2010

Nyjer Morgan, Brawlin' S.F. Native, Slammed By Major League Baseball

Posted By on Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 3:59 PM

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Nyjer Morgan, the 30-year-old San Francisco native who triggered one of Major League Baseball's most violent brawls in years, has just taken a hit from the league office.

After charging the mound Wednesday -- and getting the worst of it, including a flying clothesline from Florida first baseman Gaby Sanchez -- the Washington Nationals center fielder has been suspended for eight games. When you consider Morgan was already appealing a seven-game suspension for intentionally beaning a fan with a thrown ball, Morgan will have plenty of time to work on his non-baseball skills in the coming weeks.

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Uruguayan Press Gaga Over Ross Mirkarimi

Posted By on Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 3:15 PM

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Ross Mirkarimi -- and his signature vest -- were warmly received in South America
El Supervisor Ross Mirkarimi spread the San Francisco no-plastic-bag gospel to Uruguay this week, and the local press apparently went gaga for San Francisco's good-looking ambassador of green.

Okay, check your maps: Uruguay is Argentina's tiny and more laid-back neighbor. It's the land of bicyclists, drinkers of yerba mate, lovers of futbol (fourth in the World Cup!), and heart-clogging fried steaks with eggs on top. Mirkarimi arrived there as a speaker sponsored by the U.S. State Department to talk to leaders in the country's capital, Montevideo. His mission: repeat, in so many words, the most famous phrase of Spanish poet Federico Garcia Lorca: Verde que te quiero verde. "Green how I want you green."

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Adult Dating Site Sued for Fraudulently Seducing Lonely Men

Posted By on Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:50 PM

Not everyone takes kindly to fake sex partners
  • Not everyone takes kindly to fake sex partners
A group of self-described "lonely and vulnerable men" has filed a class-action lawsuit against the adult-dating site amateurmatch.com, [warning: link NSFW] claiming they were fraudulently seduced with fake e-mails from nonexistent horny singles.

The suit, filed in U.S. District Court in San Francisco, asserts that the business interests behind amateurmatch.com and related sites mounted "a complicated scheme to defraud millions of users" and enticed men to pay for subscriptions to the service "with the false promise that they are communicating with real women in their area who are interested in dating and/or intimate relationships."

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Beer Truck Driver Says He Crashed Intentionally

Posted By on Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 2:15 PM

There are times when crashing a big rig is the only way to go
  • There are times when crashing a big rig is the only way to go
Expert says crashing beer-filled big rig may have been best choice

The driver of a big rig carrying 3,000 gallons of beer, who doused morning traffic yesterday by flipping over on Highway 17, told California Highway Patrol officers that he intentionally crashed his beer truck. He claims he was losing his brakes, and driving into the side of an embankment was his only option.

CHP officers were skeptical of the as-yet unnamed driver's claim, telling media the trucker likely could have downshifted or used the "Jake Brake" to slow his big rig. But a trucking expert contacted by SF Weekly contradicted the cops, pointing out that either of their suggestions would almost certainly have led to a fatal wreck.

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Will Sit-Lie Law Destroy Haight's Dating Scene?

Posted By on Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 12:30 PM

Includes how to cook for Haight Ashbury sidewalk dwellers...
  • Includes how to cook for Haight Ashbury sidewalk dwellers...
Where is the love? Cookbook suggests proposed sit-lie law could destroy local dating scene

San Francisco has long suffered notoriety as a place where it's difficult to get a date despite the existence of flocks of young single people. Women complain they can't find quality partners; men are technology dorks afraid to engage females.

A possible solution? Exploiting the dating possibilities of the homeless runaway and bridge-and-tunnel tourist district known as Haight Ashbury.

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Stabbing Follows Quarrel Over Baseball Cap

Posted By on Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 10:59 AM

Was this the source of tension?
  • Was this the source of tension?
A sporting argument over a man's baseball-style cap culminated in a stabbing last night in the Mission.

A Hispanic man in his 30s was approached by a black man he did not know at Mission and 18th at around 4:15 Thursday afternoon, police say.* A discussion ensued about the cap the first man was wearing -- and that it bore the logo of a sports team the second man did not favor. Minds were not changed by this discourse -- but blood was spilled.

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Republicans' Love/Hate Relationship With the Gays

Posted By on Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 9:30 AM

Is pink the GOP's color after all?
  • Is pink the GOP's color after all?
The Week in Gay

Republicans are much more entertaining than Democrats, don't you think? They make the most outlandish and flamboyant statements without a hint of irony about the incredible insincerity of their positions. Democrats usually just bite their lips waiting for the antidepressants to kick in. 

The midterm election is making conservatives do very odd things. They are squawking like a crow with a butt plug and at the same time they are bending over forward to make themselves more easily accessible to LGBTs in hopes of spurring an anti-Democratic protest vote this fall.

This Week in Gay is all right-wing carrot and stick...

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Marijuana Ads Dumped By BART

Posted By on Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 8:30 AM

And you can forget about advertising on BART, too...
  • And you can forget about advertising on BART, too...
SF Weekly recently broke the news that Muni is now accepting ads for medical marijuana. BART, meanwhile, began taking pot ads years ago. But, BART officials now tell us, right as Muni has agreed to accept pot ads, BART has reconsidered and will begin rejecting them.

"Upon further examination, we have decided we are going to reject the ads, because they don't meet our board policy," says BART spokesman Linton Johnson.

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State Plastic Bag Ban Fails -- So S.F. Ban May Get Tougher

Posted By on Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 7:30 AM

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Supervisor Ross Mirkarimi is able to find a silver lining -- even in a plastic bag. He was surprised and upset to learn that AB 1998 -- a state bill that would have banned single-use plastic grocery bags and put a nickel fee on paper ones -- failed this week.

But that means that legislation he's introduced to tighten up San Francisco's existing bag ban -- which could have been preempted by a statewide ban -- is in the clear. Without worrying about being overridden by AB 1998, Mirkarimi tells SF Weekly he may move to make the city's ban even tougher.

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Helicopter Crashes on Highway 101

Posted By on Fri, Sep 3, 2010 at 7:25 AM

A Bell 47G-5 chopper like this smacked into Highway 101 this morning
  • A Bell 47G-5 chopper like this smacked into Highway 101 this morning
First beer, then choppers.

Odd items have plagued Bay Area highways in consecutive days (what's next? Frogs? Locusts?). A helicopter crashed onto Highway 101, almost exactly 24 hours after a beer truck overturned on Highway 17, dousing suds onto the pavement.

Astoundingly, the pilot of the upside-down and mangled helicopter now resting on 101 near Salinas walked away from the twisted wreckage.

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