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Thursday, September 2, 2010

New York Times Prints Hallucinogenic Paean to Mission Hipster Chicks

Posted By on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 4:59 PM

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If you thumbed through yesterday's edition of The New York Times, you may have chanced across a 1,500-word essay on the fashion of San Francisco. It's always fun and a little maddening to see what the Gray Lady makes of Bay Area culture, and this latest offering is worth a read -- if for no other reason than to see what a more literate version of Michael Kors might write after downing a bag of psilocybin mushrooms purchased in the Panhandle.

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Nyjer Morgan, S.F. Native, Triggers Massive Baseball Brawl (Video)

Posted By on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 3:59 PM

Nyjer Morgan does San Francisco proud...
  • Nyjer Morgan does San Francisco proud...
Whatever you accuse Nyjer Morgan of, you can't say he's boring. He was born in San Francisco, followed a childhood craze for hockey (!) into a career as a young minor-leaguer in backwoods Canadian towns, and, finally, cracked a Major League Baseball roster in 2007. Now he's cracked something else, last night triggering one of the most violent baseball brawls in recent memory -- and getting the worst of it.

After a pitch from the Florida Marlins' Chris Volstad sailed well behind Morgan's back, he charged the mound, landed a glancing blow across the pitcher's cheek, and was then absolutely hammered from the blindside by a flying clothesline from Florida first baseman Gaby Sanchez. Fightin' and a-cussin' between the Marlins and Washington Nationals ensued. To top it off, Morgan probably didn't make any friends at the league office by behaving like a professional wrestler as he left the field.

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Immigrants Not Taking Your Job, Study Claims

Posted By on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 3:15 PM

No excuses!
  • No excuses!
People who hate immigrants often hang their rhetorical hat on the argument that immigrants are stealing jobs from and depressing wages for people born here. Yet a new study from the Federal Reserve Bank of San Francisco blows that theory apart.

Immigrants in the workforce increase the income and job opportunities for U.S.-born workers, who can take on more specialized, communication-based jobs, writes Giovanni Peri, an associate professor at U.C. Davis who is a visiting scholar at the bank.

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Plane Crashes into Redwood City Lagoon Near Oracle; Woman Killed

Posted By on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 1:20 PM

A Beechcraft BE 65 like this one is currently submerged in a Redwood City lagoon, and at least one passenger is dead - MALCOLM SMITH
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  • A Beechcraft BE 65 like this one is currently submerged in a Redwood City lagoon, and at least one passenger is dead
At least one person is dead following a small plane's plunge into a Redwood Shores lagoon. This, by the way, is the very same lagoon inundated by 50,000 gallons of raw sewage last week.

A 911 call was received at 11:53 this morning that the plane hit a wide section of the lagoon in the Redwood Shores neighborhood, a stone's throw from Oracle headquarters. The plane took off from San Carlos airport and was heading northwest. It crashed very shortly after takeoff.

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Sarah Palin Costs Released by CSU Stanislaus -- Sort of

Posted By on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 12:55 PM

How much did CSU Stanislaus really spend to accommodate Sarah Palin?
  • How much did CSU Stanislaus really spend to accommodate Sarah Palin?
Responding to a public records request from SF Weekly, the California State University system has sent along an "event accounting summary" of June's controversial appearance by Sarah Palin at CSU Stanislaus.

Yet the one-page summary is hardly a complete accounting -- and hasn't come close to satiating critics who assailed the university for hiding Palin's fee and the costs associated with the fund-raiser.

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'Rapping Weatherman' Nick Kosir Hired By KRON -- But He Won't Be Rapping

Posted By on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 11:59 AM

You won't be seeing anything like this from Nick Kosir on KRON. You may see sunny weather, though.
  • You won't be seeing anything like this from Nick Kosir on KRON. You may see sunny weather, though.
KRON general manager Brian Greif confirmed to SF Weekly that he has, indeed, hired Nick Kosir, the "Rapping Weatherman." But Kosir will have to find a new nickname -- and won't likely be telling viewers "It's time to rhyme" -- as he will not be rapping on KRON.

"He's been hired. He isn't going to be rapping," says Greif. "What works in his current market may not work in San Francisco. Weather is very serious to us."

Pity: The man who uttered the line "There's a slight chance for rain all over this map/from Lake Charles on over to Anahuac" had inspired us to start an office pool regarding the first time he rhymed "San Francisco" with "Disco."

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Winston Lum, Accused Criminal Mastermind and Charming Envelope Artist

Posted By on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 11:11 AM

Winston Lum, brooding artist
  • Winston Lum, brooding artist
Jail can be a lonely place. So we weren't surprised that Winston Lum would express gratitude for the hours and days we spent interviewing him while he sat incarcerated at the Hall of Justice for the Aug. 4 feature "Is Winston Lum a Criminal Mastermind or a Patsy?"

A month past deadline, we now learn that headline could have been extended with, "or Is He a Whimsical Illustrator Whose Chosen Medium Is Envelopes?"

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Can You ID Woman Found Dead in Motel Parking Lot (Pics)?

Posted By on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 8:30 AM

Look familiar?
  • Look familiar?
For the first time ever, the San Francisco medical examiner's office has disseminated sketches of a dead person it just can't identify.

"Our goal is to get our Jane and John Does identified. And we've had very few calls on this person," says Alan Pringle, the medical examiner's chief investigator. The woman in question was about 40, stood 5-foot-8, and weighed 129 pounds. She was found in the wee hours of July 16 in the parking lot of the Presidio Inn at 2361 Lombard Street -- and her cause of death, like her identity, has not yet been determined. "We know nothing more about her now than we did then," says Pringle. "That is very little, unfortunately."

The ME's forensic artist prepared four sketches:

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Beer Truck Overturns, Ruins Morning Commute

Posted By on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 7:30 AM

When beer trucks lose their load during commute hours, we all lose
  • When beer trucks lose their load during commute hours, we all lose
Tragedy has enveloped both beer-drinkers and commuters today in the Bay Area. A truck carrying a purported 43,000 pounds of beer has hit an embankment and overturned on Highway 17. Its precious, precious payload is now leaking along the road.

Southbound lanes are blocked, and the beer will have to be offloaded to another truck on scene. San Franciscans attempting to get an early start on Labor Day Weekend plans in Santa Cruz -- which almost certainly involved beer -- have now had their plans dashed, by beer.

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Muni Admits Ban on Ads 'Promoting Use of Firearms' May Be Illegal

Posted By on Thu, Sep 2, 2010 at 6:30 AM

Has a Supreme Court ruling forced Muni to accept ads like this?
  • Has a Supreme Court ruling forced Muni to accept ads like this?
Earlier this week, we reported on Muni pulling an about-face regarding ads advocating gun use -- faster than a speeding bullet.

While the transit agency edited the guns out of ads for the cop comedy The Other Guys due to policies forbidding billboards that "appear to promote the use of firearms," it subsequently accepted the Second Amendment Foundation's ads hyping a forthcoming gun-rights conference. These ads depict a shotgun-toting woman and the phrase "Can you afford to be unarmed?"

Clearly, this "promotes the use of firearms." So what gives?

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