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Friday, July 30, 2010

Nude Woman With Hideous Scars Headed for Bay Area (PICS)

Posted By on Fri, Jul 30, 2010 at 12:01 AM

click to enlarge Now, this is all for the best of causes...
  • Now, this is all for the best of causes...
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has worked out an unspoken deal with society. They parade around comely young women wearing next to nothing. And we pay attention to the spectacle and take in PETA's accompanying message.

Yes, that was PETA lending the opening day of the Barry Bonds trial an air of dignity by having women dressed with only lettuce covering their tomatoes handing out vegan sandwiches. Hotties showering together at Union Square? Thanks, PETA. And if you've ever wanted to gawk at a topless woman bearing scars on her back resembling a post-coital Mrs. Edward Scissorhands' -- then you best go to Oakland today. You can also click on the link and see some photos.

click to enlarge Leave it to PETA to serve up the fresh meat
  • Leave it to PETA to serve up the fresh meat
That's Candace VandeZande -- who has a little bit of the Lady Gaga thing going -- disrobing to draw attention to the plight of Ringling Brothers circus elephants. She'll be at the southwest corner of Broadway and 12th in Downtown Oakland at noon today. These photos were taken in Stockton yesterday.

The point here is to lure you over to these photos on PETA's page of purported systematic cruel and inhumane treatment of baby elephants.

click to enlarge Uh, hello kid. Hope you're getting the deeper message here.
  • Uh, hello kid. Hope you're getting the deeper message here.

Hopefully the weather cooperates with Ms. VandeZande  -- or she'll be shackled, lonely, beaten and cold.

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Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.


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