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Friday, June 4, 2010

It's Your Friday Morning News Quiz!

Posted By on Fri, Jun 4, 2010 at 7:30 AM

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Whew! You survived another week. Work hard, take off at the end of the day, and look both ways when you cross the street. Also, take this news quiz, send me a perfect score here, and you win a goddamn prize. Allez!

1. What was Terry Helbing charged with stealing this week?

A. A municipal bus
B. Gavin Newsom's door-knocker
C. Art
D. Cutlery from fancy restaurants

2. How much did the city pay for Bay to Breakers cleanup?

A. Nothing
B. $45,000
C. $88,000
D. $118,000

3. What Bay Area city is pondering doing away with its police force?

A. San Lorenzo
B. San Leandro
C. San Francisco
D. San Carlos


4. How many hits did Giants savant Buster Posey have in his first 18 at-bats?

A. 0
B. 9
C. 12
D. 15

5. Which of these happened this week in San Francisco?

A. The masturbate-a-thon
B. The sexual chocolate festival
C. The double-penetration Olympics
D. The golden showers international confab

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Joe Eskenazi

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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