Get SF Weekly Newsletters

Friday, June 4, 2010

Hideous High-Heeled Sneakers Spotted in SOMA

Posted By on Fri, Jun 4, 2010 at 12:59 PM

Hideous.
  • Hideous.
San Francisco isn't the best-dressed city in America -- or anywhere else. But we do have certain standards and rules that we thought could go unspoken. Now we are going to explicitly state one of those rules, because apparently some lady in SOMA didn't get the memo.

No high-heeled sneakers.

This is not optional, people. Also, if's for your own good. People in high-heeled sneakers are putting themselves at risk for mental and physical abuse. We're not sure if this is true, but we also heard that they are far more likely to get cancer.

We're not even sure that you should see the following photo. It's highly disturbing, but we've decided that in order to ensure others don't make the same mistake, we've decided to publish it. Below, you will see the lower half of a woman who was walking around in SOMA, wearing high-heeled sneakers. Please sit down to view this photo, and cover the eyes of small children. 

click to enlarge Bleh.
  • Bleh.
Follow us on Twitter at @TheSnitchSF

and @SFWeekly


  • Pin It

Tags: , , ,

About The Author

Ashley Harrell

Comments

Subscribe to this thread:

Add a comment

Popular Stories

  1. Most Popular Stories
  2. Stories You Missed

Like us on Facebook

Slideshows

  • clipping at Brava Theater Sept. 11
    Sub Pop recording artists 'clipping.' brought their brand of noise-driven experimental hip hop to the closing night of 2016's San Francisco Electronic Music Fest this past Sunday. The packed Brava Theater hosted an initially seated crowd that ended the night jumping and dancing against the front of the stage. The trio performed a set focused on their recently released Sci-Fi Horror concept album, 'Splendor & Misery', then delved into their dancier and more aggressive back catalogue, and recent single 'Wriggle'. Opening performances included local experimental electronic duo 'Tujurikkuja' and computer music artist 'Madalyn Merkey.'"