On Tuesday near McAllister and Larkin streets, two officers were
patrolling when they saw a passenger in a car wearing no seat belt. They
stopped the car and began to question its occupants, only to learn that
the driver was wanted for arrest on drug charges. The cops took the
driver to jail, and issued the passenger a ticket for not wearing her
seat belt.
2. If you are driving drunk, if you must rear-end someone, rear end a civilian instead of a cop.
Last Thursday night, a sergeant was sitting in her cop car on
Fillmore and Clay when, out of nowhere, another car rear-ended her. Two
more cops came to the scene and questioned the driver, who claimed to
have only had two drinks that night. The driver then failed a couple of
sobriety tests spectacularly, and was arrested for DUI. The sergeant was
not seriously injured.
3. While wasted, only ring doorbells of people you know.
On Thursday morning around 1:15, two officers were called to the intersection of Bay and Laguna streets, where some guy was apparently ringing everybody's doorbells. They found the guy stumbling around, and promptly arrested him for public drunkenness.
