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Friday, May 14, 2010

Don't Rear-End a Cop While Drunk, and Other Lessons From the Police Report

Posted By on Fri, May 14, 2010 at 11:59 AM

click to enlarge Friends don't let wanted friends go to jail because of unnecessary seatbelt violations.
  • Friends don't let wanted friends go to jail because of unnecessary seatbelt violations.
1. Buckle up, especially while being driven around by a wanted man -- for his sake.

On Tuesday near McAllister and Larkin streets, two officers were

patrolling when they saw a passenger in a car wearing no seat belt. They

stopped the car and began to question its occupants, only to learn that

the driver was wanted for arrest on drug charges. The cops took the

driver to jail, and issued the passenger a ticket for not wearing her

seat belt.


2. If you are driving drunk, if you must rear-end someone, rear end a civilian instead of a cop.

Last Thursday night, a sergeant was sitting in her cop car on

Fillmore and Clay when, out of nowhere, another car rear-ended her. Two

more cops came to the scene and questioned the driver, who claimed to

have only had two drinks that night. The driver then failed a couple of

sobriety tests spectacularly, and was arrested for DUI. The sergeant was

not seriously injured.

3. While wasted, only ring doorbells of people you know.

On Thursday morning around 1:15, two officers were called to the intersection of Bay and Laguna streets, where some guy was apparently ringing everybody's doorbells. They found the guy stumbling around, and promptly arrested him for public drunkenness.  

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