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Friday, February 5, 2010

It's Your Friday Morning News Quiz -- Still With a Prize!

Posted By on Fri, Feb 5, 2010 at 7:59 AM

Whatever you say, Arnie
  • Whatever you say, Arnie
You know the drill, ladies and gentlemen. E-mail us a perfect set of answers here just like Rich Trott did last week then come claim your prize! It's fun, easy, and legal in 49 states (sorry Tennessee). Actually, it's legal in Tennessee, too. But we're not mailing you your prize.

1 and 2. Which two of these charming utterances didn't Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger say about other states?

A. Florida is known only for "old people."
B. "What do I think about New Jersey? I try not to."
C. "There's no one screaming,

like, 'I can't wait to get to Iowa.' That I can guarantee you."
D. "Missouri is the 'Show Me State'? Show me a reason to go."

3. What conservative blowhard hosted Mayor Gavin Newsom on his TV show this week?

A. Glen Beck
B. Sean Hannity
C. Bill O'Reilly
D. Rush Limbaugh

4. A poll released this week revealed San Francisco District Attorney Kamala Harris is the front-runner in the race for Attorney General -- until the pollster read a litany of inflammatory statements about Harris to the potential voter and asked his or her opinion. Which of these things didn't the pollster say about Harris?

A. Harris "refused the death penalty for an illegal immigrant gang member who murdered an entire family"
B. Harris "created a program that trains illegal immigrants for jobs in the U.S."
C. Harris "is strongly opposed by most prosecutors and police officers

in the state, and especially by San Francisco's own police officers

association"
D. All of these

click to enlarge Shatner as Kinman Chan...
  • Shatner as Kinman Chan...
5. The San Francisco Police had an odd call earlier this week, returning to the scene of a battle between two roommates to retrieve a key piece of evidence. What was it?

A. Their cat
B. A slice of pizza the men squabbled over
C. A disputed porno magazine
D. One of the men's fingertips

6. San Francisco's Kinman Chan claimed his bizarre and belligerent behavior on a US Air flight, which led to an unscheduled diversion to Pittsburgh, was brought on by what?

A. Too many pot cookies
B. No fewer than 14 Jack-and-Cokes
C. Having to watch G-Force on three consecutive flights
D. "Demon possession"

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Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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