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Friday, January 8, 2010

It's Your Friday Morning News Quiz -- Now With a Prize!

Posted By on Fri, Jan 8, 2010 at 8:30 AM

click to enlarge Most literate indeed
  • Most literate indeed
Littering! Loitering! Literacy! It was the week it was and this is the quiz it is. And, this week, we're not giving you the answers at the end (yet). The first person to send us a perfect score here wins a prize! That's right, you can possess the massive white tiger stuffed animal rescued by SF Weekly. It's so realistic it'll give nightmares to visitors of the San Francisco Zoo. 

1. According to a bevy of footage released Thursday related to a Jan. 5 Muni bus vs. pickup truck incident, who blew a stop sign?

A. The pickup driver
B. The Muni driver
C. Both of them
D. Neither

2. What word did Supervisor Chris Daly vow to utter at every 2010 board meeting per his New Year's Resolution?

A. Cunt
B. Shit
C. Pussy
D. Fuck

3. San Francisco dropped from fifth to 12th in the annual "America's Most Literate Cities" ranking. What doomed us?

A. Massive numbers of bookstore closures
B. Closures of several library branches
C. Twitter
D. Sharp decline in number of educational journals published here

click to enlarge Would you believe this is a political question?
  • Would you believe this is a political question?
4. The first earthquake-related Twitter message sent after yesterday's temblor -- only 10 seconds after, in fact -- said what?

A. OMG EQ!
B. Its Shakin!
C. Earthquake !!!
D. Yaaaaaaaaa!

5. San Francisco Giants Hurler Randy Johnson retired this week. How many centimeters tall is he?

A. 199
B. 208
C. 316
D. 409

6. What unusual items were targeted this week in San Francisco by an arsonist?

A. Outhouses
B. Mailboxes
C. Cars
D. Children's playgrounds
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Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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