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When danger lurks even further up a traffic pole, the city's new Ninja squad are there.
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Thinking of tampering with city stoplight cameras? Think again Mr. Red-Light-Runner. (The camera's the white device aimed at the Ninja's head.)
If, during this holiday season, law-abiding readers notice a new feeling
of security, while criminal-mastermind readers are plagued with unease,
they should remember whom to thank.
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Warning, criminals: Beneath those black robes await cans of 14th-century whoopass...
UPDATE! Apparently, the Ninjas aren't actually fighting crime.
They're kids dressed up as part of a corporate publicity stunt,
promoting the video game-oriented website IGN.com. Here's publicist Sheila
Bryson, accompanying them on a day that included Ninja trolley
rides and other fun.
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Sorry Sheila!
And our apologies to the Guardian Angels: Now that we know the Ninjas
were just funning, it's safe to say the Angels are still San
Francisco's best ever citizen vigilante patrol force!
