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Monday, November 30, 2009

Butt Puns Ahoy! Neighborhood Group Shocked Its Little Catchphrase Contest Became Big Story.

Posted By on Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 5:30 AM

click to enlarge Name us! Name us!
  • Name us! Name us!
Don't get us wrong -- it's a cute story. But Dawn Prennert and Frank Cannata of the Middle Polk Neighborhood Association were surprised that both the Chronicle and Examiner wrote stories about their little contest. But, like we said, it is a cute story. And you could win some money, too.

Here's the deal: The neighborhood association has hit upon the city to install more ashtrays and other cigarette butt receptacles on Polk between California and Broadway. If subsequent litter surveys reveal a 25 percent or greater drop in the number of discarded butts, then more of these receptacles might be popping up throughout the city. How can you make money? By coming up with a clever catchphrase urging people not to litter and naming cigarette tubes illustrating this story. Get your entries in by Dec. 8.

Prennert rattled off a litany of butt-related puns -- someone else thought of it before us, pity that. But, in a statement that brought joy to my heart, she noted that the name for the cigarette butt tube could be "a bit racy." That's good, because this item -- as wide as a can of soda, 18 inches long and cylindrical -- should be christened a "John C. Holmes."

Here are some other possible handles for the ash tube:

  • Butt-catcher or just catcher
  • The Ash-hole
  • Cig flute
  • Tip stick
  • Ash crash
And the catchprase:

  • Put your butt where it belongs
  • Stop Flicking!
  • If you must be reprehensibly anti-social and smoke, at least do it with class...
  • Be less dumb: dispose of cigarettes properly
  • Throwing cigarettes on the street is one more avenue of pleasure that is no longer open to you
  • We're tired of picking your butt...

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Joe Eskenazi

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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