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Friday, November 20, 2009

Media Advisory: Mayor Gavin Newsom's Schedule of Public Events For Nov. 20, 2009

Posted By on Fri, Nov 20, 2009 at 7:30 AM



The mayor has no public events scheduled. He will be conducting meetings -- privately -- in City Hall. He will be doing his job. Really. What, you don't believe me? Well, just because the jackals in the press aren't there to see something doesn't mean it's not happening. I may have come out and seen my shadow yesterday, but today I'm staying behind closed doors. You hear me, Matier?  If a tree falls in the forest, it doesn't make a sound unless I hold a press conference about it to promote my falling-tree restoration program, which is really doing great things. You write what I tell you to write about and nothing more, understand? Why does only Ken Garcia get that? God, what was I fucking talking about? Oh right -- I'll be busy not talking to you assholes!

              Note: Mayor's schedule is subject to change. Oh, and Hank Plante can go fuck himself.

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