PRINT IT OUT AND PLAY ALONG! Chapter One: A Quick Spin Around Our City! Welcome to San Francisco, the most
(adjective) __________ city in the world. If you've got money and you're willing to
(action verb) ________ it, and
(same verb) _______ with abandon, come here. We need you to. Please. We don't know how to do anything else but take your money.
Most newcomers to our city
(verb) _______ at San Francisco Airport. Others may
(verb) _______ at the Greyhound terminal or take a break from searching for
(something you don't want your mom to see) _______ on the Internet -- I mean, really nasty stuff, like
(person in the room) _______ and
(San Francisco celebrity) _______ with power tools and corn dogs, and caulking tape -- to find a ride on Craigslist. Welcome to you all!
Getting around San Francisco is easy -- you just need an incredibly high pain tolerance, absolutely no hard deadlines on your arrival times, and no sense of smell. Or, you could drive -- but this is getting harder and harder as some _________
(derogatory name) keeps ________
(verb followed by -ing) _______ all the cars. So, we'll introduce you to San Francisco's citywide pastime -- complaining about Muni. Getting
(verb, past tense) _______ by a bus is something of a cottage industry here. But it may be preferable to sitting on a seat with
(fluid) _______ left behind to ferment. Please don't chat up the man with his pants on backwards yodeling off-key R. Kelly songs. If he loses concentration, he'll
(violent verb) _______ the bus.
