Pain Level: 0.4 -- Your Muni driver makes "Derail -- is de thing de train run on" joke.
0.8 -- He makes that joke --
and you have to deboard your derailed train.
1.1 -- I've never sat next to someone eating with chopsticks on the bus before...
1.4 -- Hey! Once you drop the won-ton into my crotch it's
mine.
1.7 -- There's no better place to choose the ring tone for your cell phone than a crowded train full of surly, 8:15 a.m. commuters...
2.1 -- Hey, it's 42 degrees out and rainy -- but, please, keep those windows and roof vents wide open.
2.5 -- "Mommy, that man isn't wearing any shoes..."
2.9 -- Driver refuses to apologize, speak, or even make eye contact with crippled man he sent sprawling by accelerating too damn fast. That might be a "liability issue."
3.2 -- Ding! Ding! Ding! In this corner, weighing 115 pounds and hailing from parts unknown, it's the North Beach Gal! And in this corner, at 137 pounds and hailing from West Lafayette, Indiana, it's the Sunset Stunner! Touch shopping bags and come out fighting!
