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Monday, November 16, 2009

S.F. Man Chooses Worst Time To Expose Genitals to Crowded Bar

Posted By on Mon, Nov 16, 2009 at 6:30 AM

click to enlarge A man allegedly dropped his pants and exposed his member to onlookers at a West Portal bar. This is a statue of David. No 'Goliath' jokes, please.
  • A man allegedly dropped his pants and exposed his member to onlookers at a West Portal bar. This is a statue of David. No 'Goliath' jokes, please.
There's a right way and a wrong way to do things, even when you're doing the wrong things. And a San Francisco man demonstrated the wrong way to drunkenly expose your member to a room full of bar patrons.

In the wee hours last Thursday on the 300 block of West Portal Ave., a man was observed stopping by the front door of a bar, dropping his pants to expose his member to the crowd within, and shouting "something of a sexual nature." Unfortunately for this gentleman, the folks doing the observing were the pair of San Francisco Police officers standing right behind him.

In the words of the giggly officer who answered the phone at Taraval

Station, the inebriated man exposed his posterior to the cops and "his

fronterior" to the barroom.

He was cited for indecent exposure. No word on whether the charges were later dropped due to "lack of evidence" (har-de-har).


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Joe Eskenazi

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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