Wednesday, October 14, 2009
WTF?
How To Use Dianetics: The Definitive Guide
Posted
By Andy Wright
on Wed, Oct 14, 2009 at 2:59 PM
We recently received the latest DVD from our friends at the Church of Scientology, How to Use Dianetics. Naturally, we were eager to put Dianetics to work for the Weekly office. You can use Dianetics, too! We've helpfully chronicled the various ways in which Dianetics can make your life easier.
1. Coaster
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It spills on Dianetics, not your table!
2.
A Pick-Me-Up
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When you're down, Dianetics is there for you.
3. A Fun Toy For Kids
4.
A Hammer
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Gotta hang up those journalism awards!
5.
A Game of Catch
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It's always nice to get up and move around the office.
6.
Steadying Furniture
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That's enough wobbling for you, Mr.Wobbly-Chair!
7.
Paperweight
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When Dianetics is around, nothing gets blown! Away, that is!
Tags: Dianetics, L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology, Image
