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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

How To Use Dianetics: The Definitive Guide

Posted By on Wed, Oct 14, 2009 at 2:59 PM

We recently received the latest DVD from our friends at the Church of Scientology, How to Use Dianetics. Naturally, we were eager to put Dianetics to work for the Weekly office. You can use Dianetics, too! We've helpfully chronicled the various ways in which Dianetics can make your life easier.

1. Coaster

It spills on Dianetics, not your table!
  • It spills on Dianetics, not your table!

2. A Pick-Me-Up
When you're down, Dianetics is there for you.
  • When you're down, Dianetics is there for you.


3. A Fun Toy For Kids

Ahoy, mateys!
  • Ahoy, mateys!
4. A Hammer
Gotta hang up those journalism awards!
  • Gotta hang up those journalism awards!
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