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All day long I'd biddy biddy bum, if I were an S.F. supe!
Killers! Mayors! The Day of Atonement! Good Lord, what a week it was! Ah, but were you paying attention? We'll see about that...
1.
Author Steve Hodel is aggressively pushing his latest book, in which he claims his late
San Francisco Chronicle reporter father is the Zodiac Killer. What other famous killings has Hodel pinned on dear old dad?
A. The Black Dahlia
B. The Lipstick Killings
C. Dismemberment of Chicago six-year-old
D. All of these
2.
Deandre Watson is:
A. Gavin Newsom's 1,500,000th Twitter follower
B. The man accused of a Mission District double murder last weekend
C. The man ordered "banished" from San Francisco as a term of his supervised release
D. The bus driver who crashed his training coach, plowing through parking meters, trees and a light pole before hitting a building
3. This year, the Board of Supervisors
will honor the city's Jews by:
A. Lighting
two menorahs at Chanukah
B. Taking a day off on a day every Jew will be working
C. Putting a nice note in the Wailing Wall
D. Hiring Sandy Koufax to an honorary city position
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There's got to be a name for a daughter on here somewhere...
4. Supervisor Bevan Dufty on
Thursday became the first official mayoral candidate -- for 2011! What was his rush?
A. He plans on enforcing a low contribution limit, so it'll take a while to raise all the money
B. This'll
really impress Jodie Foster!
C. Honest to God, he filled out the wrong dates on the forms and now he had to go ahead and file early
D. Just won a bet with Ross Mirkarimi about who'd declare quickest
5. Say Bevan Dufty did win the election. Then he'd be
San Francisco's first:
A. Jewish mayor
B. Single mayor
C. Openly gay mayor
D. Mayor born out-of-state
6. The
capital of the state Gavin Newsom and Jennifer Siebel named their daughter after is:
A. Pierre
B. Helena
C. Augusta
D. Concord
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On second thought, maybe we won't lick our fingers after all
7.
This week, Andrew Marinelli completed a 6,255 mile cycling trip to raise funds for the United Nations Food Program by pedaling into San Francisco. Naturally:
A. He was greeted by Mayor Gavin Newsom in a photo-op
B. He was honored by the local bicycle coalition
C. Green Party activists threw him an organic beer-fueled shindig
D. Someone stole his bike
8.
Why did a doctor's group sue Kentucky Fried Chicken in San Francisco Superior Court?
A. Hot coffee was spilled on someone's crotch
B. They accused KFC of using synthetic oil to fry its chickens -- and using it multiple times
C. They claim carcinogens are in the Kentucky Grilled Chicken
D. The food is so fattening the doctors declared it medically hazardous
9. A
San Francisco Examiner op-ed
compared Barack Obama and progressives to what historical mass-murderer?
A. Stalin
B. Pol Pot
C. Hitler
D. Charles Manson
10. Take the number of
declared candidates for San Francisco's next mayor. Divide it by the number of
declared candidates for California governor. Then multiply it by the number of games Freddy Sanchez
played for the Giants before going down with a season-ending injury. The answer is:
A. 0.25
B. 6.25
C. 25
D. 72
1. D; 2. C; 3. B; 4. A; 5. C; 6.B; 7. D; 8. C; 9. A. 10. B
