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7. Speaking of Duvall, which of these fat bastards is the man?
8. Remember
those police officers who killed the cleaver-wielding man? Before the SFPD even completed its internal investigation of the officer-related shooting or deigned to publicly release the officers' names, the cops' station commander nominated them for the department's Medal of Valor. The last SFPD officers to receive the department's highest honor:
A. Saved an entire pet store's worth of animals from a fire
B. Resuscitated a dying homeless man found in a dumpster
C. Caught a fleeing rape suspect in a bizarre Winnebago-helicopter chase
D. Killed a tiger that had escaped its pen at the San Francisco Zoo
9. Which of the following
isn't to be found in the Tenderloin these days?
A. A sex club
B. Medical Marijuana clubs
C. A supermarket
D. An ATM
10.
Forty years old, white, male, and never married describes:
A. Your average comic book convention-goer
B. Your average Golden Gate bridge-jumper
C. Your average art-house theater-goer with a bag full of other bags
D. All of these
1. C; 2.C; 3.A; 4.D; 5.B.; 6. C; 7. B; 8. D; 9. C; 10. D
