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I'm not the answer to Nos. 2 or 3 -- but put me in, coach!
Sinking boats, burning cars, Muni ... doing whatever it normally does. Was it Armageddon? Nope. Just another lovely week in San Francisco. Here's your quiz -- no looking at your neighbors'.
1. Police at San Francisco's Central Station r
esponded to a ladies-only street brawl over the weekend that had spilled out of a nightclub on Broadway. One woman hospitalized another by striking her on the head with a stiletto-heeled shoe in a dispute over:
A. Who looked better in a Dolce & Gabbana outfit
B. Two dollars.
C. Who got to use the stripper pole.
D. Whether Gavin Newsom is hot or not.
2 and 3. Two of the following men have been
signed by the United Football League's California Redwoods who'll play at AT&T Park. The rest are
World War II generals. Find the footballers:
A. Clyde Rush Abraham
B. Matthew Ridgway
C. John David Washington
D. James Ord
E. Bernard Montgomery
F. Siegfried Westphal
G. Liam O'Hagan
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Is No. 32 the answer to No. 6?
4.
Wenonah...
A.Was always my favorite Judd sister.
B. Had herself a big brown beaver and she showed him off to all her friends, One day you know, that beaver tried to leave her so she chained him up with cyclone fence.
C. Sank off Treasure Island.
D. Been caught stealin'!
5. The city attorney
actually inspected Supervisor Chris Daly's bedroom because:
A. Neighbors felt bad vibes emanating from within;
B. He wanted to make sure it was actually in San Francisco.
C. He wanted to see if a city supervisor was actually sleeping on a mattress on the ground like one of the characters in
Trainspotting;
D. He wanted to inquire about becoming a roommate.
6. "
Negotiations r about working together 2 find solutions. We believe we have found a solution that is equitable 4 all," was twittered by whom?
A.Gavin Newsom
B. Jerry Brown
C. The BART drivers' union
D. Shaquille O'Neal
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Meow? Woof? Chirp? Yayayayayayaya?
7. The first name of
accused arsonist **** Chan is:
A. Fafa
B. Lala
C. Dada
D. Yaya
8. Audrey Joseph and Justin Roja are:
A. Nightclub regulators accused of trampling city ethics laws.
B. Past and present owners of controversial nightclubs.
C. Paid consultants who attempted to lobby the Small Business Commission on behalf of their clients.
D. All of these.
9. Supervisor Ross Mirkarimi imitated what creature during a Board meeting?
A. A cat
B. A dog
C. An unladen swallow
D. El chupacabra
10. The pun-worthy name of the strip club and suspected brothel shut down via a judge's order this week is:
A. Happy Endings
B. The Old Dirt Trail
C. Heaven
D. Cock of the Walk
1. C; 2. C or G; 3. C or G; 4.C; 5.D.; 6. C; 7. A; 8. D; 9. A; 10. C.
