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Thursday, August 20, 2009

U.C. President's Home Must Be Stopped Before it Strikes Again!

Posted By on Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 11:45 AM

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We've heard of good homes and bad homes, starter homes and dream homes, and even broken homes -- but never a firebug home.

Still, an SFGate headline this morning informed us that the domicile of University of California President Mark Yudof immolated an automobile today.

That home is, certainly, still at large. Just like the politically correct folks at the Chronicle to not give us any sort of description to go by. Is it brown-shingled? Or should we be on the lookout for a white picket fence? Or are we supposed to guess based on its neighborhood?

Finally, can we rule out this house's connection to the porta-potty and automobile arsons that plagued San Francisco? Sure it sounds crazy -- but so does the notion that a 60-something homeless woman managed to set three fires in the course of 15 minutes, 4.6 miles apart from one another.

We urge that Angelina Jolie, Soon-Yi Previn, or other notable homewreckers be brought in immediately to quell this dangerous domicile.

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Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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