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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Woman Attacks Another With Stiletto Heel Shoe In Tiff Over Stripper Pole Usage

Posted By on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 4:59 PM

Don't get between me and that pole, lady
  • Don't get between me and that pole, lady
A little after midnight on Saturday evening, beneath the florescent lights of North Beach clubs along Broadway's 400 block, an unusual and vicious fight broke out.

San Francisco police spotted the mass of flailing bodies and wild hair, and eventually separated what turned out to be a group of all-female combatants. One had a large gash leaking blood out of her forehead.

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Great News: You Can Still Ride BART. If You're Partly Blind, You Can Still Suffer.

Posted By on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 1:50 PM

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If you can't make out this sign, then riding BART is even more hazardous than you might have thought
Many riders have been pissed off of late about BART's ongoing labor soap opera. But two riders with bad eyesight may hold BART in special contempt now that the the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals reversed an earlier ruling in their favor that BART was violating the federal Americans with Disabilities Act.

Vision-impaired riders Sheron George and Sharricci Fourte-Dancy sued BART in San Francisco federal court several years back in a ADA case claiming the transit system was at fault for not having accessible handrails or color contrast striping. George fell down a set of stairs and was eventually prescribed a wheelchair for her disability. Fourte-Dancy didn't actually fall, but said the lack of striping and "excessively wide handrails almost caused her to fall" at MacArthur station in Oakland. (She did not "almost" sue).

In District Court, the Judge Claudia Wilken in 2006 acknowledged that BART was in compliance with the Department of Transportation (DOT) accessibility rules, yet found that the DOT regulations themselves were "both arbitrary and plainly contrary" to the ADA accessibility guidelines. The judge awarded the plaintiffs $35,000 in damages and mandated BART make changes to improve the accessibility of their stations.

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Tree-Huggers, Meet Your Redwoods! Fledgling San Francisco Football Team Signs 31 Guys ... You Likely Never Heard Of.

Posted By on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 11:35 AM

Who is man enough to wear this jersey? - JOE ESKENAZI
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  • Who is man enough to wear this jersey?
Jerry Seinfeld once noted that, due to rampant player turnover, sports fans are "basically rooting for clothing." If so, that's bad news for any would-be fans of the fledgling United Football League's California Redwoods (I christen them "Tree-Huggers").

As revealed last week, the team's first-year duds will be an unimaginative league template prominently featuring Jolly Rancher green and teal (they swear it's "light blue"). You will not buy this jersey. You will not wear this jersey without someone assuming you are employed by the team, lost a bet, or have color-confusion issues.

So it'll take some pretty big names to offset duds like this. How about Obafemi Ayanbadejo? That's a pretty big name -- 17 letters. And, quite seriously, he did have a productive decade in the NFL (before flunking that drug test...) The signing of Ayanbadejo and 30 other Redwoods players was announced today; 13 of these men were among the 19 guys the team signed in June. Will you recognize any of them? Not likely -- as we noted in June, they could have all been riding on this morning's N-Judah and we wouldn't have noticed. Hell, they could have even been driving the train. But a couple of these names do stand out for local fans.

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If Chron Is Really Gauging Public Anger Via Its Web Comments, Then People are Furious -- About EVERYTHING

Posted By on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 8:30 AM

Hey, look! It's an 'Everyman!'
  • Hey, look! It's an 'Everyman!'
In a front-page story this morning on how "palpable" public outrage pushed a settlement in the BART labor situation, the Chronicle quoted all the usual suspects. But it continued to give an awful lot of credence to "Web forums" and the commenters on its Web site as a bellwether of public opinion. In fact, in a blog post preceding this article, reporter Carla Marinucci refers to the paper's Web comments -- on a contentious transit article, no less -- as "our everyman gauge."

Do the reporters at the Chron read the comments on their site? Certainly some well-crafted pearls of wisdom are to be found there -- SFGate is popular and stories frequently rack up hundreds or even thousands of comments. But oftentimes we're reminded of Obi-Wan Kenobi's description of Mos Eisley Spaceport. A noticeable chunk of the comments are right-wing screeds that find novel ways to blame illegal immigrants for many of our nation's ills. Articles involving sanctuary policies, Chris Daly, and, yes, union labor are notorious for this.

It's at this point that we wonder if reporters at the Chron read the Chron. The paper ran a front-page story in May about its Web commenters; the most loquacious man on the SFGate page turned out to be a guy from Dallas who knocked out an average of 16 Web comments a day.

So it would seem you're making a very dicey assumption when you annoint folks worked up enough to write to a newspaper as representative of the population in general (this was true with written letters to the editor back in the day as well; even five or 10 out of a readership of millions could sway an editor). As the Chron story about Web commenters pointed out, comments about contentious issues grow out of hand quickly -- but they sure do drive traffic to the Web site.

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Taraval Cops Take Break From Busting Growhouses To Nab Alleged Drunks Driving Like Steve McQueen in Golf Cart

Posted By on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 7:30 AM

Yes, the Wiki Commons photo for 'Ghost Riding the Whip' features an Orthodox Jew 'ghosting' on a golf cart - YONKELTRON
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  • Yes, the Wiki Commons photo for 'Ghost Riding the Whip' features an Orthodox Jew 'ghosting' on a golf cart
We don't know golf but we do know this: You can't mention the sport in the same breath as ghost riding the whip without bringing up the subsequent police intervention.

Last week a sextet of Taraval Station cops took a respite from their daily growhouse busts to head to the Harding Park golf course. No, there was no growhouse on the links. Instead, a course manager phoned the police complaining about a trio of duffers zooming about the course on a golf cart, and doin' doughnuts on the well-manicured grass. Hmm. That truly is a good walk spoiled.

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The Day Culture Rolled Into Bernal Heights: Novel Concept for Yellow City Buses -- Riders!

Posted By on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 6:30 AM

You saw it: The last two foreign tourists to be bewildered by the Culture Bus (and not get on). - JIM HERD
  • Jim Herd
  • You saw it: The last two foreign tourists to be bewildered by the Culture Bus (and not get on).
It turns out there are more efficient ways to rob tourists than charge them five times the going rate to ride on the bus. That's what the Municipal Transportation Agency found out via its ill-fated Culture Bus -- which cost $7 at its inception and 10 bucks after the markup. But 10 times zero is still zero (the Culture Bus was boarded by hundreds of riders a day; one MTA survey showed its ridership was only 2.1 percent of the F-Line's).

With Muni cutting costs, the 74-X "Culture" line was nixed over the weekend with Edsel-like fanfare; fittingly SFCitizen snapped a photo of the bus confusing two last foreign tourists. Of course they didn't get on.

It turns out, however, that Muni had novel plans for the pristine yellow buses -- carrying actual riders from Point A to Point B. If you saw a Culture Bus rolling through Bernal Heights or other portions of the city where tourists rarely venture over the weekend, your eyes weren't playing tricks on you. Muni spokesman Judson True reports that the yellow buses were tossed right into the mix on regular routes. 

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Guerrero Market Owner Truly Pissed Off at Vandal Who Defaced Seurat-Inspired Mural

Posted By on Tue, Aug 18, 2009 at 12:01 AM

'Some people just want to see the world burn.' - HTTP://EVERYDAYPHOTOS.TUMBLR.COM/
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  • 'Some people just want to see the world burn.'
As you may have read elsewhere on the Internet, the large and awe-inspiring mural gracing the side of Guerrero Market on 19th and Guerrero was last week defaced by someone who felt the need to add his or her child-like scribbles to a painstakingly rendered work of art.

SF Weekly in May caught artist Daniel Doherty putting the finishing touches on "Sunday Afternoon in Dolores Park," a beautiful and impressive homage to Georges Seurat's 1884 masterpiece Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte. Maddeningly, it's likely that Doherty does not yet know that his mural has been defaced; Guerrero Market owner Sam Malak told us that the artist is on a months-long trip to Europe and no one has been able to pass him the message yet.

Malak, however, has a message for the vandal or vandals: "You shouldn't mess with somebody else's art."   
 

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