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Monday, August 17, 2009

Did Entertainment Commissioner Break City Ethics Law? Former Board of Supervisors President Says Yes.

Posted By on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 6:59 PM

Look who's talking
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Two members of the San Francisco Entertainment Commission are drawing fire from several sources -- including local Democratic Party Chairman and former Board of Supervisors President Aaron Peskin -- for what critics say were ethically dubious efforts to influence the city's Small Business Commission on behalf of private consulting clients.


Audrey Joseph, the Entertainment Commission's former president, and Justin Roja, the current president, both appeared at the Small Business Commission's meeting on Monday, Aug. 10. Joseph was speaking on behalf of a business group hoping to open a nightclub on Powell Street, while Roja testified for a pet-food store that has hired his public-relations firm.

Peskin told SF Weekly that he thinks Joseph's appearance at the meeting was illegal. "This does not look good," he said. "Obviously, the Ethics Commission needs to investigate it. Based on her statements, and based on the law, this would appear to be a violation of the conflict-of-interest law that every commissioner and every elected official is supposed to adhere to."

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9/11 Truther Film Festival Brought To You By ... The San Francisco Bay Guardian?

Posted By on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 4:45 PM

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​An e-mail promoting a festival of 9/11 Truther conspiracy theory films was sent today to perhaps hundreds of members of the Bay Area media by one of the city's most respected cinematic promoters, Karen Larsen of Larsen Associates. On the e-missive, a surprising number of respected Bay Area institutions were listed as "supporters" of the 9/11 Film Festival -- and SF Weekly's calls to several of these institutions revealed that they, too, were surprised to be listed as supporters.

One "supporter," however, proudly stood behind its decision to lend its good name to a film fest put on by conspiracy theorists and featuring works such as Loose Change, which openly claim the destruction of the World Trade Center to be an inside job. That would be the San Francisco Bay Guardian.

"They asked us to be on a long list of cosponsors and we agreed," Guardian city editor Steven T. Jones confirmed. When asked if the Guardian supported conspiracy theories that the Bush administration brought down the towers and slaughtered thousands of Americans to further its international agenda (which it managed to botch horribly), Jones sidestepped that question.

"I don't say I believe it's a government job. I agree with them there has not been a thorough investigation. We at the Guardian don't endorse any particular views or theories as to what happened on that day.  But we do promote vigorous public discussion. ... That certain factions of that movement argue [9/11] is a government job doesn't mean the entire movement is about saying that."

Really? Well, the folks putting on this film festival are saying exactly that. That's why they're showing Loose Change, 7/7 Ripple Effect ("The British Loose Change," which alleges the London subway bombings were also a government job), and have conspiracy theorist and theologian David Ray Griffin explaining why the collapse of World Trade Center Building Seven was a controlled demolition.      

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Obama Administration Fails In Attempt To Have Its Gay Wedding Cake and Eat It, Too

Posted By on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 3:30 PM

But does President Obama 'feel your pain'?
  • But does President Obama 'feel your pain'?
In the gay marriage wars, you can never make everybody happy. But a court filing by the Obama administration today may well piss off everyone. 

Social conservatives surely have had their tighty-whiteys worked into a twist by the Department of Justice's legal brief stating the administration supports the legislative repeal of the 1996 Defense of Marriage Act. That's the law --much-loathed in these parts -- that denies federal recognition and benefits to married same-sex couples.

At the same time, same-sex marriage advocates condemned the government's motion to dismiss an Orange County gay married couple's challenge to DOMA. The brief contends that the plaintiffs, a gay married couple in California,

don't have the "standing" to challenge DOMA in the first place. The

couple has not shown that any other state has refused to recognize

their California marriage or that they've been denied any federal benefits. The filing also states Congress was "rational" in concluding that "there is a legitimate government interest in maintaining the status quo regarding the distribution of federal benefits in the face of serious and fluid policy differences in and among the states."

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NBC Pays 'Cash Money' for Faux-Prostitutes

Posted By on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 2:45 PM

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Female actors, rejoice! Finally, an opportunity to play a victim! Trauma needs extras. Specifically, "young looking Chinese women 18 years old - 20s." Up to 10 women will be chosen to:

"portray women that have been forced into prostitution, found trapped in Chinatown

building. Women will have more of an innocent and unfortunate

portrayal, wearing tube tops, or tank tops, short shorts or mini

skirts, flip flops. etc., NOT scantily clad in lingerie!"

Don't worry! You won't look slutty, just "unfortunate." The posting promises that chosen parties will be compensated with "cash money," homes! (We suspect that the indelicate wording is the result of the call being re-posted to the Web site Model Mayhem, and not the work of whoever penned the original missive.)

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Weekly Ink: Artist Homage

Posted By on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 2:30 PM

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Welcome to the second installment of Weekly Ink!

Vital Statistics
: Tonya, 28, studio manager


Spotted at: A dinner party


Tattoo:
Drawing by Yoshitomo Nara


Why/When: I got it about four years ago. I just always wanted a tattoo on my arm and really like the artist's work.


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It's Official: Chris Daly Retains His San Franciscan Privileges

Posted By on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 1:59 PM

Chris Daly -- an official San Franciscan
  • Chris Daly -- an official San Franciscan
The city attorney's office just announced that Supervisor Chris Daly is, in fact, still a resident of District 6 in San Francisco -- despite the fact that he and his wife are now the proud owners of two houses in Fairfield (where his wife and kids now reside).

A 15-page memo explaining the decision states that the city attorney's investigation consisted of scouring Daly's 2008 tax returns, driver's license, car insurance, recent statements from his four (!) bank accounts, and bills covering the past year. They also interviewed Daly, his neighbors, and apparently checked out his bedroom at the condo on Stevenson Street which the Dalys have owned since 2001. "Based on our inspection of his bedroom and other rooms in the unit, it appears that Supervisor Daly resides at least part-time at Stevenson Street," reads the memo.

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Transit Train Wreck Turned Aside: Winners and Losers in Tentative BART Settlement

Posted By on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 11:59 AM

Guess who's still here? - HTTP://WORLD.NYCSUBWAY.ORG
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  • Guess who's still here?
If you rode BART to work this morning and came to the horrible realization that not only was your seat cold, but wet, too -- congratulations! You're still a winner. You can still go get a new pair of pants at Ross or Old Navy and get to work in less time than it would have taken to drive your car into the city and find parking.

Obviously commuters are the biggest winners in this averted strike. Like Joni Mitchell warbled, "You don't know what you've got till it's gone"; the only thing worse than bitching about BART is bitching about not having BART to bitch about. If the ATU Local No. 1555 ratifies this tentative accord on Tuesday, Aug 25, this four-month labor vs. management dramafest can finally leave the station. If the union fails to ratify, however, it'd arguably be a mistake akin to "Bowie over Jordan" or those poor Chernobyl technicians' fateful last query, "What does this button do?"

The happy-happy party line coming out of this tentative settlement will surely be that everyone's a winner. The holdout union got a contract its president describes as fair, BART management held its ground, local politicians got to stand behind the podium and offer platitudes, and riders get to risk sitting in horrible things without interruption. And yet there are winners and winners. So who are the winners and losers here? Let's assess:

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SF Gov InAction: The Supes Have SUCH Good Intentions This Week That One of These Laws Just HAS to Work!

Posted By on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 9:30 AM

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Monday, Aug 17


11 a.m. - Public Safety Committee


A lot's happened to the Public Safety Committee since the last time I wrote about it -- and there's one thing I just don't understand.

Ross Mirkarimi used to be the chair of the Public Safety Committee, and he was exceptional at pulling the many tangled threads of San Francisco's attempts to keep its citizens safe from crime (the better to lecture us about not smoking) into an organized weave. City crime mattered to him both as a humanitarian and as a politician: His district includes parts of the Western Addition.

But then he was replaced as Public Safety chairman by David Campos, a freshman legislator. The justification for this was that Campos, who had previously been a member of the city's Police Commission, has a lot of experience dealing with public safety agencies in San Francisco.

This is true -- although in my experience the only people who actually listen to the Police Commission are people who want to be on the Police Commission, because they want to impress the mayor and subsequently be given a $167,000-a-year job whose sole qualification is "Be extremely concerned about the world's ills."

So Campos replaces Mirkarimi. Got it?

But now, Board President David Chiu has shuffled the city committee deck and replaced David Campos with ... David Chiu.

Say what?

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Striptease: Mini-Mart With Unintentionally Hilarious -- But Apt -- Name About to Take a Little Off

Posted By on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 8:30 AM

This week at the T & A Market -- a two-for-one sale on double-entendres - JOE ESKENAZI
  • Joe Eskenazi
  • This week at the T & A Market -- a two-for-one sale on double-entendres
Many years ago, a pair of gentlemen decided to go in together and open a mini-mart in San Francisco. Their names were Taha and Ahmed, and they chose to name their venture the T & A Market.

Whatever skills Taha and Ahmed had, a working knowledge of lascivious English-language slang wasn't among them. Using an abbreviation for "tits and ass" would be a humorous name for a market no matter where it was located. Unfortunately for Taha and Ahmed, their market was right next door to the Market Street Cinema Porn-O-Rama, with its signature poster of a disrobing woman emblazoned with the logo "touch the magic."

"People always come in and ask 'Does it stand for tits & ass'?" says Abdul Alaudi, the market's owner for the past five months. But that all may soon change. 

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Japanese Railway's Cat Mascot Brings in Millions. We've Got Railways. We've Got Cats. Why Not Here?

Posted By on Mon, Aug 17, 2009 at 7:30 AM

Tama the railway cat has boosted her employer's revenues by 10 percent. Care to come to San Francisco on your vacation, kitty?
  • Tama the railway cat has boosted her employer's revenues by 10 percent. Care to come to San Francisco on your vacation, kitty?
By now, many of you will have read the made-for-the-Web story of Tama, the calico savior of Kishikawa station. When the owners of the Japanese Wakayama Railway got wind of the adorable, social cat hanging out at the station greeting passengers, they reacted the way basketball scouts did when they saw LeBron James dunking in junior high school.

The rail line designated Tama "Super Station Master," gave her a little train conductor's cap, put her on the railway's posters, and, Step Three: Profit. Tens of thousands of cat-lovers rode the rail line to the town in the southwest of Japan, pumping tens of millions of dollars into the railway's coffers and the local economy.

You can see where we're going here. Muni is drowning in so much red ink that even Moses would have a hard time parting its ledger book. Between the local Animal Care and Control and SPCA, roughly 350 cats are waiting for someone to adopt them; aptly named Animal Control Director Rebecca Katz tells us that cats mellow and sociable enough to be draped over one's shoulder like a fur boa and carried around aren't very hard to find. In the immortal words of former San Francisco 49ers head coach Steve Mariucci, "Why not us, why not now?"

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