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Monday, July 13, 2009

Police: Man, Gallivanting About the Middle of Mission Street With Pants Around Ankles, *May* Have Been On Drugs

Posted By on Mon, Jul 13, 2009 at 7:30 AM

click to enlarge Less funny in real life ... and in the Mission
  • Less funny in real life ... and in the Mission
Rarely will you stumble across an incident categorized by the San Francisco Police Department as "Indecent Exposure/Hallucinogen Offense" and not uncover a worthy anecdote.

This one took place late last week, when a quintet of officers detained a man in the 3500 block of Mission Street police claim was "standing in the middle of the street completely naked with his pants around his ankles."

This prompted a search -- which must have been pleasant for everyone involved -- which turned up "suspected illegal narcotics" The police report does not state where, exactly, these suspected narcotics were turned up. We're forced to use our imaginations.

The incident concluded with police noting that they "believed the subject was under the influence of an illegal narcotic."

Call it a hunch.


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Joe Eskenazi

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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