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Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Once Again, Sophie Maxwell Pulls Football Away From Progressives

Posted By on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 4:35 PM

Supervisor Sophie Maxwell recused herself from holding the football today
  • Supervisor Sophie Maxwell recused herself from holding the football today
City Hall Johnny-on-the-Spot Chris Roberts is the first to report that the supes today passed a series of extremely tenant-friendly rent laws. We'd explain them to you, but since Mayor Gavin Newsom is all but certain to smite them with the manic energy of a meth addict playing Whac-A-Mole, we'll lay off.

What catches our eye is that, once again, Supervisor Sophie Maxwell -- along with Bevan Dufty one of the two non-progressive, non-mayor's Nazgûl supes -- has, in essence, peed down the progs' snorkel. In the fight over the Municipal Transportation Association budget, it was Maxwell who took the path of least resistance and doomed progressive plans to really smack Newsom one on the kisser.

Now, albeit more passively, she's done it again. By recusing herself from voting on these tenant-landlord measures -- Maxwell owns six rental units and this could be seen as a conflict of interest -- she's kept the lefties from racking up the eight votes necessary to override a (promised) mayoral veto. It's only a matter of time before Chris Daly places a horse's head in Maxwell's bed.

That being said, we've heard Newsom is, counter-intuitively, inclined to support one of these tenant-friendly measures. 

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'Appetizing' TV Programming Coming Soon, To a Fast Food Restaurant Near You

Posted By on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 3:30 PM

'unappetizing' programming...
  • 'unappetizing' programming...

Isn't it frustrating when mouth-watering fast food advertisements come on TV but your ass is too wedged into the sofa to get up and do something about it? Well, now you'll be able to watch those ads from within the fast food restaurant, which means it will only require a few short steps to satisfy that commercial-induced craving. Indoor Direct, a digital media company headquartered in Dallas, announced that its TV-for-fast-food network will be showing its programming in 125 San Francisco Carl's Jr. and Denny's restaurants this July.

It will be the first time that San Francisco fast foodies will get to cram a few more hours of television into their day -- and unlike the dive bars nearby, these televisions will show a hand-picked slew of "short quick segments that are light-hearted and informative in positive ways," according to Indoor Direct's Web site. The company adds that its programming avoids "unappetizing" segments such as those that might appear on network television.

In other words, no one wants to hear about the latest mad cow disease scandal or the obesity epidemic while biting into their 960-calorie double western bacon cheeseburger.

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Chronic City: California, Cannabis, and Cancer -- Cause for Concern?

Posted By on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 2:59 PM

Cancer cure, or cause? - NORML.ORG
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When the bureaucrats over at the California Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment (OEHHA) classified Marijuana smoke as a carcinogen last Friday, it predictably made headlines worldwide. But how much does the classification really mean, and should medical users and regular old potheads be concerned?

The state of California is required by law to publish a list of chemicals "known to cause cancer" (the Proposition 65 list, which contains hundreds of chemicals). With the addition of Marijuana smoke to the list, medical Marijuana dispensaries employing 10 or more people will be required, starting June 19, 2010, to post warnings regarding smoking pot. Those who don't comply could be fined as much as $2,500 per day per violation.

"Marijuana smoke is a mixture of different chemicals, and a number of them were already on the Prop 65 list," said Allan Hirsch, chief deputy director of the state OEHHA. The panel of scientists made the designation after a review of research findings linking Marijuana smoke and cancer.

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More Lotto Scams Take San Franciscans

Posted By on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 1:59 PM

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We've written in the last week about two different convoluted lotto scams going down on the San Francisco streets. Well, they also come by phone, in a variation on the Nigerian scam.

A victim in Visitacion Valley was contacted on her landline and told she'd just won the lottery. The only thing between here and that prize were a few processing fees, actually $6,250 worth of them, payable by check to various addresses.

Police says they don't suspect the phone scams are related to the street ones, conducted by the modern-day counterparts of Boris and Natasha.

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Vernon Davis' Dirty Secret: Niners' Dandy Tight End Spotted At (Gasp!) Old Navy

Posted By on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 12:59 PM

Vernon Davis matches his yellows and reds while participating in a 49ers charitable event - SF49ERS.COM
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  • Vernon Davis matches his yellows and reds while participating in a 49ers charitable event
San Francisco 49ers tight end Vernon Davis is such a spectacularly good-looking human being that there is absolutely nothing he can look bad doing. Be it fumbling, dropping passes, or even being thrown off the field of play by his coach for poor play and insubordination -- an act that spurred one of the most memorable crazed post-game rants in recent NFL history -- Davis still looks like he just showed up from his handsome lesson.

So we were entertained by a lasciviously written Q&A session with Davis in the fashion-centric Honey magazine; it's a good bet that the intended reader of this article has a wholly different connotation of the term "tight end" in relation to Davis than his position on the gridiron.

We'll give it to Davis, the man knows his fashion (and makes us consider our own fashion chops when we were his age, 25. Or now, yes. Or now.). But it makes your humble narrator's one brush with Davis all the more curious considering it took place at the downtown Old Navy -- a place as synonymous with high fashion as McDonald's is with high cuisine. 

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A Depressing Sign of the Times, Or Just Unoriginal Trend Reporting? TV Station Sells San Franciscans On Wonders of Tourism -- In San Francisco.

Posted By on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 8:30 AM

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As California teeters down the road toward the day when even pot roast-fed Republican legislators could earnestly suggest a Marijuana-based economy, the word "staycation" has grown as annoyingly ubiquitous as tabloid headlines about those reality TV folks with all the kids.

After stumbling across this video on Channel 7, one has to wonder: Is this really a sign of the terrible times -- like our Joad-esque state unemployment rate -- or simply a case of journalists feeling the need to churn out a "save money -- it's a recession!" story? Personally, I'd like to think it's a little of Column A and a little of Column B.

But, if it really is motivated by hard times, I wonder -- why try to pitch cheap hotels to folks who live here? Doesn't staying in a hotel when you live in the city beat the whole purpose of a staycation -- i.e. to save money?

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The Wire: San Francisco's Orthodox Jews Rejoice, as They Can Now Legally Schlep Their Children On Sabbath

Posted By on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 7:30 AM

Rabbi Joshua Strulowitz of San Francisco's Orthodox Adath Israel watches as Supervisor Carmen Chu and Police Chief Heather Fong sign papers granting Jews the right to carry objects on the Sabbath. The chances are exactly 100 percent neither Chu nor Fong ever thought they'd be called upon to do this. - STACEY PALEVSKY
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  • Rabbi Joshua Strulowitz of San Francisco's Orthodox Adath Israel watches as Supervisor Carmen Chu and Police Chief Heather Fong sign papers granting Jews the right to carry objects on the Sabbath. The chances are exactly 100 percent neither Chu nor Fong ever thought they'd be called upon to do this.
In a story that may have slipped under the wire -- somewhat literally -- San Francisco last week got its first eruv since at least the days when Levi Strauss decided to make pants out of tent material; more likely it was the city's first eruv yet.

By now you're probably wondering three things: "What's an Eruv?" "Why is this important," and "Why'd you stick your hand in it if it was boiling?" (just kidding). But, starting with the big question, an eruv is a set of boundaries, usually telephone wires but also train tracks or even bodies of water, that create a symbolic communal space. If,symbolically, a quadrant of the city is a "communal space," then the restrictions binding Orthodox Jews on the sabbath from carrying a child, brisket, or bottle of Manischewitz from a private place to a public place do not apply.

As to why this is important: Getting official recognition for a symbolic series of boundaries almost entirely already extant via telephone wires -- and stringing a couple of strips of non conducting wire to fill in some gaps -- took two years of planning from leaders and congregants at Congregation Adath Israel, approval from the Department of Public Works, state Public Utilities Commission, and PG&E and required the signatures of Supervisor Carmen Chu and Police Chief Heather Fong at a City Hall ceremony last week. But that's not what's important -- what's important is that, unless you have a personal stake in this project, you likely didn't know about it. And this is a good thing. 

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'Three-Ring Circus' Of Immigrant-Bashing in Mesa, Ariz. May Have Hastened New SFPD Chief George Gascon's Departure

Posted By on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 6:30 AM

George Gascon, San Francisco's police chief-to-be
  • George Gascon, San Francisco's police chief-to-be
By now, anyone even loosely following city government knows that San Francisco's next police chief is George Gascon -- and, if you've been following SF Weekly's coverage, you may even know how he stands on policy matters (and that he sounds a bit like a high-pitched Tony Montana).

But it was a full year ago, when Phoenix New Times ran this lengthy but well worth the read cover story, that staff writer Ray Stern foreshadowed that Gascon may have had his sights set on leaving Mesa, Arizona sooner rather than later. This, if you buy into the thesis put forth by Stern (and others) is that while Gascon turned around a police force that was arguably missing only Boss Hogg and Rosco P. Coltrane, upped the department's clearance rate on serious crimes, and reduced the city's tally of those crimes, the denizens of Mesa -- a conservative, largely Mormon suburb of Phoenix -- were more hung up with his treating illegal immigrants like, well, human beings.

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Governor's Plan to Save Money By Killing Puppies and Kitties Shouldn't Lead to Spike In Euthanizations Here (For Now)

Posted By on Tue, Jun 23, 2009 at 12:01 AM

The governor has suggested saving money by speeding up the process of killing dogs and cats in shelters. You think voters might object? Look at this picture -- LOOK AT IT!
  • The governor has suggested saving money by speeding up the process of killing dogs and cats in shelters. You think voters might object? Look at this picture -- LOOK AT IT!
You know you've sailed into truly surreal political waters when the governor of a modern state suggests -- seriously suggests -- we save money by slaughtering more puppies and kittens. Either that or Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, like an adolescent hypnotically toying with a painfully loose tooth, is trying to see how low his popularity numbers can go.

If you hadn't yet heard, the governor's big plan to save the state money is to repeal the 11-year-old "Hayden Bill," which would knock the minimum amount of time an animal shelter must hold onto a dog or cat before euthanizing it from six days down to three. While the Legislative Analyst's Office points out that $23 million is yearly spent for those extra three days feeding and housing animals that go on to be put down anyway -- let us, once again note that a serious politician (albeit one who thrice portrayed a robotic killing machine) is pushing for fiscal solvency via snuffing dogs and cats.

San Francisco Animal Care and Control director Rebecca Katz told SF Weekly that, even if the Haden Bill is terminated, it won't be open season on pets locally: "The quick and dirty answer is, locally, we don't intend to change our practices on how long we hold a stray animal," she says. "I don't know that will always be the case, but that is our intention."

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