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Friday, June 19, 2009

Bizarre Craigslist Barter of the Week: Fix Bike, Receive BDSM Treatment

Posted By on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 5:30 AM

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This edition of Bizarre Craigslist Barter of the Week keeps it short and sweet -- just the way you like it. The headline: BDSM provider seeks bicycle repair. The body: Not sex stupid . . . . come over and fix my bikes. you have the skills i want and i have the skills you need.

Fair enough. Seems like a straightforward trade to us -- but we are surprised the BDSM provider couldn't whip that bike into shape.

Finally, the provider doesn't mention what sex he or she is. Isn' t that sort of important?


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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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