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Thursday, June 11, 2009

Market Watch: Real Estate Division Feeling Heat over Alemany

Posted By on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 5:36 PM

With great produce comes great responsibility
  • With great produce comes great responsibility
We reported this week that the city's Real Estate Division, roughly 10 months after engineering a hostile takeover of the United Nations Plaza antiques market, had fallen a cool half-million short of its revenue projections from the new business. This was a vindication for Mary Millman, who built up the market over the past decade and had argued that the city shouldn't be in the antiques business. More and more, it's looking like there's reason to question whether Real Estate should be running any sort of market.

One of the argument's made by division director Amy Brown in the power play for UN Plaza was the success of the Alemany Farmers and Flea Market, which Real Estate had previously taken over. But in a column yesterday and follow-up brief today, San Francisco Chronicle columnist C.W. Nevius reports that the Real Estate Division is facing a minor revolt at Alemany after it tried to boot out long-time vendors and institute a competitive bidding process for space.

Now it looks like Real Estate officials are being dragged before the Board of Supervisors' Land Use and Economic Development Committee on Monday at the behest of Supervisor Sophie Maxwell, a patron of the Alemany market.

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Heads of Police, Fire Departments Frown On Proposed Budget Cuts

Posted By on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 4:53 PM

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Last night, the Board of Supervisors proposed cuts of about $82 million to the budgets of San Francisco police, fire and sheriff's departments. Today, those departments got together and called a press conference.

Police Chief Heather Fong, Fire Chief Joanne Hayes-White, Police Commissioner Theresa Sparks, Police Commissioner Tim Mazzucco, Assistant Police Chief Jim Lynch, and Deputy Police Chief David Shinn all took turns explaining to jotting journalists and TV news crews that the cuts would go too deep, and that lives were at stake.

 "The Board of Supervisors need to consider, what is the value of human life?" said Mazzucco, who pointed to the number of homicides so far this year (20), in comparison to last year (45), as evidence that the SFPD has been doing something right. Cutting the SFPD budget by a proposed $42 million would set the department back five years, the brass agreed. Fong warned that the cuts could cost 325 officers their jobs, and others chimed in that foot patrol programs, 911 response time, the cold case unit, and the nighttime homicide and robbery units might be adversely affected.

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Supes' Proposed $82M Cuts to Cops, Firefighters are 'Symbolic' -- But Portend Bare-Knuckle Budget Battle

Posted By on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 1:30 PM

The budget battle is under way...
  • The budget battle is under way...
A shot across the bow. A brushback pitch. A dropping of the gauntlet. Call it what you will, but when the Board of Supervisors' Budget and Finance Committee yesterday approved $82 million in cuts from San Francisco's police, fire, and sheriffs' departments it was a statement. In essence, the Supes are putting it this way to Mayor Gavin Newsom: "You wanna cut social programs and health services and give the police, sheriffs, and firefighters more? Not without getting your hands dirty, pal."

Not even the staunchest supporters of the "symbolic amendment" to trim the public safety departments' budgets think this will actually come to pass -- "We are not going to be taking $82 million from police, fire, and sheriff," admits Supervisor John Avalos, the Budget and Finance Committee's chair. But, he continues, he's going to fight that those departments give up something -- "I'd like to see some cost savings come from their budgets. I'm not interested in laying off hundreds and hundreds of police and firefighters. I am interested in finding cost-savings within those departments." Think of this as a conversation-starter. A very contentious conversation-starter.

Incidentally, the heads of the departments in Avalos' sights are taking this quite seriously. As this article goes live, Police Chief Heather Fong and Fire Chief Joanne Hayes-White are holding a joint press conference to express their "concerns." (SF Weekly's Ashley Harrell is there -- and no word on if progressive ally Sheriff Mike Hennessey was invited).

In any event, here's the timeline on this looming budget battle:

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Chronic City: Dispensary Operator Charlie Lynch Gets 366 Days In Federal Prison

Posted By on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 12:45 PM

Charles Lynch - REASON.TV
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  • Charles Lynch
In a courtroom crowded with spectators and supporters, Morro Bay medical Marijuana dispensary owner Charles Lynch was sentenced today in federal court to one year and one day in prison.

Lynch, 47, appeared this morning in the Los Angeles federal courtroom of U.S. District Judge George Wu.

Lynch was convicted of five offenses last year for running Central Coast Compassionate Caregivers, a medical Marijuana store in San Luis Obispo County. (See: "Chronic City: The Sad Case of Charlie Lynch, April 23.) He sought leniency after Attorney General Eric Holder announced that federal agents will no longer target medical Marijuana distributors in states where medical pot is legal. Holder didn't indicate how the Obama administration's new approach would impact pending cases like Lynch's.

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Forget 'Funemployment.' Hot New Trend: Working, Without Pay, For Private Companies.

Posted By on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 11:59 AM

Don't laugh -- it's a resume-filler.
  • Don't laugh -- it's a resume-filler.
When we ran our 'Funemployment' cover story about how some young San Franciscans, to paraphrase the sage words of Aerosmith, are "livin' it up 'till they hit the ground," a number of people reacted vehemently. Misery loves company, and out-of-work folks searching like mad for a job resented the Funemployed's serenity -- while those working a job and making money resented that unemployed people could be having so much more fun than they are.

Well, watch out: This door swings both ways. Today in downtown San Francisco, hundreds of locals -- some with advanced degrees -- will gather to volunteer their services to private companies. We restate: People are working, sans pay, for private, for-profit companies -- 13th Amendment be damned.

The advent of "Freemium Jobs" is the brainchild of Julie Greenberg and Alan Shusterman, San Francisco-based co-founders of the Web site JobNob. Greenberg presents today's 4:30 p.m. get-together of hundreds of job-seekers and representatives of more than 70 companies at Jillians as an altruistic attempt to connect the unemployed and start-ups ostensibly without the funds to pay for workers. When asked if it's exploitative to direct desperate, out-of-work individuals to private companies that have no intention of paying for their services -- and offer no guarantees the company's future success will enrich the job-seekers in any way -- she says it's not. These, she notes, are the times we live in -- and job-seekers have been ringing her off the hook to bring these (non-paying) job fairs around the country. 

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Supes' Resolution Links Arrest of Alleged Cop-Killers to Iraq Torture Scandals

Posted By on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 10:55 AM

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Sgt. John V. Young
If leftist supervisors sought to show the world that their sympathy for a group of alleged cop-killers in San Francisco was more than a zany political stunt, they have done themselves no favors with a new resolution that links the men's arrest to the Bush Administration, Guantanamo, and Abu Ghraib.

The resolution, which will be reviewed this afternoon by the supes' Government Audit and Oversight Committee, urges California Attorney General (and presumed 2010 gubernatorial candidate) Jerry Brown to drop all charges. Sponsoring the legislation are supervisors Eric Mar, Sophie Maxwell, Ross Mirkarimi, and Chris Daly.

Expect plenty of blowback on this one from the San Francisco Police Officers Association, whose president, Gary Delagnes, has already proclaimed that supervisors backing the so-called San Francisco Eight are "spitting in the face of every cop in San Francisco." The men are charged in the 1971 shotgun killing of Sgt. John V. Young during an attack on the Ingleside Police station.

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S.F. Children's Safety Program Seemingly Offers Parents 'Star Trek'-Level Technology

Posted By on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 8:30 AM

Dammit Jim, I wanted the 'easy-to-use home DNA identification kit,' not the hard one!
  • Dammit Jim, I wanted the 'easy-to-use home DNA identification kit,' not the hard one!
We remember the day we went to a kiddie festival at Lake Merritt and got fingerprinted -- always a pleasant thing for a toddler to hear: "It's just in case you get kidnapped, son." Anyhow, lots of ink was involved in the fingerprinting. Thank God the interior of the car was black. The dog was white, though.

Glancing at the 21st century equivalent touted in a San Francisco Police Department release, it seems the dogs of today can breathe easy. Children are fingerprinted "biometrically" these days -- it's all done like a digital scan. No ink. No adorable photos of dirty children and animals.

The cops are inviting San Franciscans with young children -- all 26 of you -- to come on down and get 'em on file this weekend. Running from 9:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. on Saturday, June 13 at San Francisco Ford Lincoln Mercury (which is paying for all this), kids will be tagged and bagged by the Florida-based company LifePrint. In addition to the aforementioned fingerprinting, kiddies will have a digital photo snapped of them and -- here's the part that threw us for a loop -- parents will be given an "easy-to-use home DNA identification kit." Way to make us feel old! You mean parents are able to identify DNA at home these days? ("That wasn't Billy's hair in the ice cream, Martha! It was Uncle Isaac!"). We called the cops and they weren't sure what the hell an "easy-to-use home DNA identification kit" was, either. So we called Florida.

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Find an Expired Item at Longs, Get a $2 Coupon

Posted By on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 7:30 AM

He wants his two dollars! Perhaps he should look for rotten stuff at Longs.
  • He wants his two dollars! Perhaps he should look for rotten stuff at Longs.
Time to start scouring the shelves at your local Longs Drugstore for expired goods: Thanks to an investigation and resulting lawsuit in Southern California, Attorney General Jerry Brown is now forcing all California CVS and Longs stores to provide customers with a $2 coupon if they find products on the shelves that are past their sell-by date. "The program will go into place 150 days from now," says Brown's representative, Scott Gerber. That'll be right around Thanksgiving!

Items found to be sitting on the shelves too long in the investigation include: Gerber's Vanilla Custard (11 months expired), Bright Beginnings Ultra Baby Formula (3 months expired), Bonine for Kids (children's motion sickness medication -- 5 months expired), and Gerber Baby Food Oatmeal with Applesauce and Bananas (2 months expired).  Apparently, if you want to collect your $2 coupon, your best bet is to head directly to the kiddie aisle.

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Seen In San Francisco: A Car That Makes Mini Look Maxi

Posted By on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 6:30 AM

The vehicle that transported generations of Italians -- and offered them a site to sire generations of progenies - JOE ESKENAZI
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  • The vehicle that transported generations of Italians -- and offered them a site to sire generations of progenies
We've seen this guy around town several times, but, thankfully, this time we had our camera. What manner of car is this that one could, seemingly, parallel park into an outhouse? It's a classic little Fiat 500 -- and you may see this vehicle's petite descendants puttering along the streets of San Francisco before long thanks to the Italian company's acquisition of Chrysler

This old-timer, though, is a relic -- and warms the hearts of Italians in much the way the French grow nostalgic when a Renault V rolls by or Germans get soppy when an old Beetle motors past.

Let us not forget, however, that this is an Italian car, so that nostalgia has a distinctly Italian flavor. Since Italians tend to live with their parents for quite a while -- and since the Fiat 500 was perhaps the most common car in all of Italy -- it follows that, for generations of young people, it was the only place for amore, capiche?

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Police, Muni Alter Time and Space: 24 Hours Becomes One Month In Quantifying How Cops Bill Transit System

Posted By on Thu, Jun 11, 2009 at 12:01 AM

But can he make the buses run on time?
  • But can he make the buses run on time?
Albert Einstein's famous -- and famously dumbed down -- explanation of his Theory of Relativity was "If you sit on a stove for a minute, it feels like an hour. If you sit next to a pretty girl for an hour, it feels like a minute." It warrants mentioning that, anecdotally, Einstein conceived of his most famous theory while on a trolley. Perhaps he was on the in Bern, Switzerland-equivalent of the N-Judah, hatching his theory while stalling in a tunnel between pretty girls or malodorous guys who wouldn't stop singing show tunes.

All we're saying is, public transportation outfits have made proud contributions to the world's understanding of how space and time can be manipulated. Closer to home, both the San Francisco Police Department and Municipal Transportation Agency have done their part. 

How'd they do it? Easy -- remember back when the Board of Supervisors was giving the mayor and Muni grief because of the public transportation agency's budget being pillaged by other city entities' "work orders" -- including tens of millions of dollars by the cops? Well it turned out that the cops didn't really have a method of explaining just how they came up with the massive totals they were charging Muni -- or if they were even doing that work. So, on May 12, the police promised they would create a detailed "Memorandum of Understanding" with Muni "within 24 hours." The days and weeks dragged on until -- guess what? After 24 hours of MTA-SFPD-Einstein time, that MOU was finally slated for presentation at Wednesday night's Police Commission meeting -- a 24-hour month! We've got a copy of it -- and it's an interesting read.

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